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hi i'm alex and if i were a rapper my stage name would be lay-z

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*crop my husband out of wedding photos * his eyes were closed and i was feeling my look can I live

[fuck-off-fuck-off-fuck-off-deac]

[slurpndickular-blog]

It’s my favorite guy’s birthday today and I was gonna write a huge sappy post about it but then I got distracted by a breaking bad edit in the rilex tag and lost my train of thought. ANYWAY hi Alex, I love you more than anything and I know we’ve both been kind of spotty lately but I promise I’ll make that up to you. I’m sorry this isn’t up to par on my usual sappiness, but we’ve been together so long you’ve heard me ramble about how much I care you enough as it is. Happy birthday, babe. love you lots.

PS you’re not old xoxo

[alextoearth]

I am old

[bombing]

happy birthday baby, i made you a mixtape. it’s of a bunch of wolf sounds i found on the internet. i couldn’t find 320kpbs for all of them so i hope 192 is okay. i love you so much

[ammit420]

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

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[dutchster]

maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby

[slurpndickular-blog]

Today sucked but at least I have coffee.

[alextoearth]

frankenchad replied to your post:i turn 27 on sunday time to start checking out...

excuse you, child, but you don’t have to do that until at least 30

excuse you that's only three years which equates to 1095 days which is like two days in old people time, i'm gonna take a nap one day and wake up ten years older with a beard and the crushing realization that time is fleeting and i'm way overdue on my mortgage

[alextoearth]

i turn 27 on sunday time to start checking out grave plots

[slavery]

Whys it called the Milky Way? (Not a pun, need real answers)

[slavery]

thank

[queergraffiti]

[slurpndickular-blog]

So this happened

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