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Who deserves a second chance in the competition?
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Lou Sanders
Paul Chowdhry
Mark Watson
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Redemption Poll (2/2)
Who deserves a second chance in the competition?
Josh Widdicombe
Guz Khan
Lou Sanders
Paul Chowdhry
Mark Watson
Tim Vine
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Welcome To The Unofficial Taskmaster People’s Champion Of Champions Tournament!
Inspired by tournament blogs such as @autismswagsummit @nonbiney-swag-competition @2023himbotournament @mushroom-showdown and many many others Plus the Taskmaster blogs @taskmastercaps @taskhusbands @you-pricks-never-walk @alexwhorne @tellthemeerkatsitsfine @eightwholebreads @littlealexhorne @aesthetictaskmaster @prawns-are-cannibals @yourtimestartsnow etc etc This tournament aims to systematically identify and crown tumblr's favourite contestant from Taskmaster UK (so far) Rules and more information about the tournament to follow!
I tried to watch some taskmaster clips as bedtime stories but got distracted by a certain someone...
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Taskmaster S10E06
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🎈You find your competitive stride in the studio after half-arseing it during the pre-recorded tasks. Fortunately, you turn out to be really good at studio tasks and it wins you a couple of episodes, but not the series.
🥥You get to take your anger out on Alex by getting him to do some weird shit during one of the tasks. You’re also pretty sure he’s kind of into though it so like. kinda weird.
🏠You win five tasks in total and come dead last, but you do get first place in a prize task out of pity.
⏱ You get overly competitive, but the audience hates you for it because you’re obviously not having fun.
🛁You get to to submerge yourself into something really weird but you’re also kind of into it.
✂️You get overly competitive, but the audience loves you for it because watching you go apeshit is really cathartic for some reason.
🪜You're genuinely trying your best, but fail at tasks in ways Alex didn't even think was possible. On the other hand, the audience is so endeared to you that you go down as a legend.
🐄 You win the series! Congrats!
🏆Your attempts at lateral thinking gains you a lot of fans, but it get you disqualified more times than you win. While you endear yourself to the audience, some of them suspect you being a psychopath.
🍆You do really well on the creative tasks and towards the end of the series, you're in the running to win. Unfortunately, it fills you with hubris. In the last episode your attempt at cheating gets you disqualified.
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quick somebody who hasn't watched taskmaster tell me what it's about
[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Daisy May Cooper stands in the hallway of a house, next to a marble run she’s made from a ladder, cardboard, and a curved pipe. She kisses a large glass marble and holds it up to Alex Horne’s baffled face. He licks it. Daisy turns to the camera looking nonplussed. Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks Alex, “What was the whole licking-the-marble thing about?” Alex replies, “I thought that’s what she wanted me to do.” Wincing, Daisy says, “No…” End ID.]
I’ve unlocked something in my psyche
Were you sad you couldn’t sit as close to Greg as you normally do?
I was sad! I mean, it’s really weird, we weren’t allowed to sit in each other’s dressing rooms either. Normally we’re all hanging out before, but we only saw each other on the studio floor and we were all in masks until that moment, and we had to be very sensible. I mean, there’s a sense of relief from being out of reach - he couldn’t physically harm me! But no, I miss a bit of the closeness, but it’s really not that far away.
The contestants often get you to help them out - what’s the worst thing anyone asked you to do in this series?
They weren’t too bad to me this series. I always have to eat stuff which is disgusting, but people seem to find that really funny. I had to do a lot of heavy lifting for Daisy because she was pregnant. It was generally being abused by Daisy, I suppose, she was possibly the most abusive to me that anyone’s ever been. More than Greg! But I like it. It does say something about me, I think. I’ve unlocked something in my psyche that I do like to be humbled.
Alex Horne and Richard Herring dig deeper into the aftermath of the infamous moment the Taskmaster’s assistant sat his bare ass on a cake…
Exclusive Outtake | Alex calling Greg “Daddy”
fuck it gonna actually use this blog