alfie wazowski

❝ —— if you're smilin', that should set the tone. just be limber. if y o u let go the music should groove your bones just {r e m e m b e r}.

[clairdclune]

“Oh Buddha. Just pretend I didn’t say that.”

[alfie-wazowski]

Now what would I go and do such a thing as that?

[blogwater]

Feelings on a fridge

[jennyxrad]

“Oh, uhm… I guess so, I do not see the harm in it. I mean, it is not good to lie, but I can see why you did. If he was bullying you, that isn’t very kind of him. D- do you want me to talk to him for you? I don’t really know, uhm, what to do.”

[alfie-wazowski]

“You really don’t have to? I’m just sick of like, everyone? And I was wondering if that would have made them shut up, but I’m not sue. It’s worth a shot, though. You can go and talk to him! Or you can just, stare at me lovingly.”

[coldasdonovan]

“There’s nothing special about a pumpkin eater.”

[alfie-wazowski]

“Wrong.”

[alfie-wazowski]

i am so lazy and tired but does anyone want to thread w/ me and alfie

[is-dominicperry-blog]

“Yeah…but the tags are different.” he said analizing the tubes in his hands. “Minty?” he said raising an eyebrow and looking at it. He opened the shampoo bottle and did a face as he smelled what it was inside. “This is…it smells like strawberry. What happened to the swamp esence?” he looked at him and tilted his head, hoping Alfie had all the answers at his problems. “What?” he reached for his arm and he lifted his eyebrow. “It is smooth” he said as he rubbed his arm lightly. “Wow…how does that work?”

[alfie-wazowski]

Alfie watched the boy examine the tubes and just laughed to himself, biting his lip. “They are a bit weird honestly, if you think about it. I dunno, though. Maybe mint smells a lot better than sewage? Definitely. And yes, my arm is very smooth. I’m loving it.”

[alfie-wazowski]

@alfiewowow: someone asked me what i wanted for dessert and i said 4 smooches

[rickyffs-blog]

Ricky blushed as he held his headphones in his hands. “U-uh, sure?” He said, before placing them around his neck. “I’ve never really been someone’s person before so I’m not sure what to do.”

[alfie-wazowski]

“Don’t worry, I think you’d be a great person,” Alfie smiled and leaned in a bit, wrapping his arm around the other male’s shoulder and kissing his temple. “Just-- act like you wanna kiss me all the time or something.”

[fiddlesticks-99]

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[alfie-wazowski]

θ ψ

θ: For my muse wanting to show that they are worried about your muse

Alfie looked over at Dominic, his eyes soft as he moved in just a little closer. He was bad at this. Normally Alfie would have just made a little quip and try to make the situation just a little bit funnier, but it wasn’t happening this time. Instead, he brought his hand to the male’s knee, giving it a gentle squeeze. 

ψ: For my muse wanting to welcome your muse back

“Dom!!” He called out, his whole demeanor lightening when he finally spotted his friend. “I’m so happy you’re back, dude!” The male wrapped his arms around his shoulders, lifting him off of the ground.

[alfie-wazowski]

to the people who i haven’t introduced myself to before;;

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[damn-tasty-deactivated20201205]

[bad1dimagines]

[alfie-wazowski]

to the people who i haven’t introduced myself to before;;

hiya there! my name is shannon but you can call me shanny, because i rly like that name and there is already another shan in the roleplay (she plays david.) i’m 21 and from rhode island and i like hard cider, snuggling, dogs, and dancing. like, drunk dancing or something. not professional dancing. anywho

i want you all to plot with me because i am so excited??? like pls!!!! pls message me or soemthing if you wanna plot our babes

[coldasdonovan]

“No.”

[alfie-wazowski]

“Are you sure you don’t want to hear my bit? S’about the pumpkin eater.”

[is-dominicperry-blog]

“What…is…this?” he said looking at all the bottles on his hands. “Why do you keep so many tubes with the same liquid, I don’t get it”

[alfie-wazowski]

“They help keep us clean. I’ve had toothpaste of some sorts before at home, but it always tasted like steak or something? Made my fangs really sharp and white. It was awesome. Now it’s.. minty. And too much. “I like the one that you put on your skin, though. I don’t know what that is, but feel my arm! It’s so smooth!”

[sandrinethestrong]

Sandrine plays a few chords, pursing her lips as they don’t come out quite right. Footsteps pull her out of her trance with the instrument. “Oh, hey. I’ve never actually been good at this. My uncle tried to teach me but I’ve got butterfingers. Do you play?”

[alfie-wazowski]

I’ve never played those blasted things. My fingers were only meant to hold microphones. N-Not for singin’ or anything, nah, I sound awful, but I’ve got a great sense of humor.