Futaba Sakura!

Futaba Sakura, also know as Alibaba, or Navi and Oracle of the Phantom Thieves!! | She/Her and cool neopronouns! | Not a roleplaying blog, but a fictive from @the-unknown-collective!

[monstroustea]

saw a photo of a cute girl in a fluffy jacket and had to draw futaba in it immediately

[insomniac-arrest]

Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."

Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."

You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.

[insomniac-arrest]

Look, medication and therapy are essential, but I think we shouldn't underestimate this form of treatment

(Source)

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[memiokoa-deactivated20231113]

[incorrect-phantom-thieves]

Cop: Is Amamyia here?

Sojiro: Oh, actually…

Ren: *jumps out the window*

Sojiro: …He just left.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Futaba: Weird teenage girl syndrome. Futaba: Apparently it's called 'autism.'

[sandersstudies]

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

[sandersstudies]

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

[sandersstudies]

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

[sandersstudies]

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

[medusasstory]

Tags from @windyvalleyzone

[helloitsbees]

on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

[yourscreechingruinscollector]

@wearepaladin

[teaboot]

my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time

[incorrect-phantom-thieves]

Futaba: I’ve grown.

Yusuke: Not really.

Futaba: As a person, you dipshit.

[asfodeltide]

[precipikitten]

All her friends signed her flag :)

[chiaker]

FUTABER (SHES ACTUALLY ME !!!!!)

[viroviroviro]

[midnight-sloth]

[uglywizardhat]

[video description: a tiktok opening with a close-up shot of a man's torso, overall tanned but with an odd pale shape in the middle. his friend yells (in chinese, as is all dialogue), "How did this happen to you?" the man incredulously repeats, "how did this happen to me?" and holds a small sand shovel up to his torso - the shape is a perfect match. his friends laugh, and he continues "I fell asleep and none of you woke me up??? What do I do now???"

his friends carefully bury him in the sand, except for the silly pale shape, left to see the sun. he asks, "will this - will this really work?" and the friend filming says "why not? just make this bit tan, just tan this part until it's the same color as the rest of you and you'll be fine!" it immediately cuts to a stranger almost stepping on him - the person filming yells "hey, watch out!" and the stranger yells back "why is there a man there?" they argue for a moment about how silly the idea was.

it cuts to one of his friends carefully applying suntan lotion to the ridiculous shape. his friend says "it's tanning oil - those tan foreigners all use this. after this bit gets tan, it'll all be evenly colored." the man makes an intrigued sound - "can you get me some of this later?" his friend asks why. the man says, in a very posh voice, "the journey to a refined man begins with skincare." the friend replies, "why don't you figure out this situation first," pointing at the pale shape. "we'll call you in a little bit to get food."

it cuts to the friend who applied the suntan oil mashing a coconut. there's some brief banter about how she's making coconut rice incorrectly, and then the camera swings to the man, now wearing a white spa robe and looking indignant. "oh, we forgot to call him to eat!" says the friend. "it's not that!" he replies, before dramatically untying the robe and revealing - the exact same shape, now several shades tanner than the rest of him. they all laugh, pointing at the shape. end desc.]

[callmebliss]

The NOISES that came out of my FACEHOLES

[squidsketch]

another futaba drawing because umm idk why not!

[somnimagus]

alright next for my father's day art speedrun is sojiro! he's learned to anticipate sneak attacks so he doesn't spill the coffee as much

[moonllita]

My favorite moment in the game 🎇🎇

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear