Incorrect Persona 5 Quotes

A Phantom Thieves focused incorrect quotes blog. Asks and submissions welcome!

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Futaba: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

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Yusuke: While you were attending therapy, I studied the blade.

Yusuke: What do you mean that’s not a healthy coping mechanism?

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Haru: I don’t know who I am when I have road rage. Since when do I say “two can play at that game?”

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Akechi: Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it?

Sumire: A feeling of fulfillment in your soul?

Akechi: Ew, gross.

Ren: The world literally not ending.

Akechi: …That’s fair.

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Ann: I’m so full of love and anger.

Futaba, nodding along: Like a lava lamp.

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Akechi: Yes, I made bad decisions that put myself and others in danger.

Sumire: …But?

Akechi: No, that’s it.

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Ann: Thanks for not telling anyone about us being the Phantom Thieves.

Sojiro: Honestly I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Ohya: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, and an inside wound with drinking alcohol!

Ren: I don’t know why I bothered to ask you for advice.

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Yusuke: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Ryuji: His name was Jared, and he was 19.

Ren: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Ann: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Futaba: Ayyyy Macarena!

Makoto: Horrible job, everyone.

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Zenkichi: So you just do everything your leader says? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Makoto: If Joker were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Joker jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

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Sumire, reading a fortune cookie: “If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Akechi: That’s so stupid. Just kill two, then.

Haru: Oh, in that case, maybe we should start with you!

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Futaba: Hey Sojiro, can I take the skin off this furry? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Futaba: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Sojiro: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Haru: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants! It’s now illegal to dig up and you’re helping the environment along the way!

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Yusuke: If someone wants coal for Christmas, but they’ve been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?

Makoto: Not this again.

Futaba: Hold on, he’s got a point.

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Ren: Have you ever considered just admitting you made a mistake?

Akechi, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

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Ann: Is there anything that we’re all better than Ren at?

Ryuji: Mario Kart.

Futaba: Yeah, even you guys can beat him in video games.

Haru: And also emotional vulnerability.

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Futaba: Once Ren thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem” and “No worries”, so I ended up yelling “No Worms!” And I think I should go back to hiding in my room again.