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Chapter III: A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale :https://aliceadventurousdiary.tumblr.com/tagged/Chapter%20iii/chrono

Chapter VIII: A Mad Tea-Party https://www.tumblr.com/aliceadventurousdiary/tagged/chapter%20vii/chrono

Chapter VIII: The Queen’s Croquet-Ground https://www.tumblr.com/aliceadventurousdiary/tagged/chapter%20viii/chrono

#There may be some viewing issues in terms of order #I do apologize!#If you don’t see an image first you must start at the bottom!

CHAPTER VIII.

The Queen’s Croquet-Ground

I couldnt take it anymore!!! I left that stupid tea party!!!

nothing made sense and all three of them kept testing my patience!!!

Thankfully I found something that was curious! I found a tree with a door on it!!

#I was half-hoping they would call me to come back.#But enough about those three! I must move on ahead!#chapter vii

That March Hare wanted me to tell a story! I couldn’t think of one so Dormouse told a story

I asked many questions and helped myself to tea and butter :)

#I dare say the story did not make any sense!#With each line that Dormouse spoke I only got more confused!#At one point we suddenly move seats thanks to that Hatter #That Hatter sure knows how to upset me!#I know I said I won’t interrupt again #But that story was too confusing I MUST ask questions!!!#chapter vii

After such information I asked him if that's how he manages time, he sadly told me how he's no longer speaks to him. They had a quarral of last March! Because of that incident Time no longer does what he says and always keeps it at 6.

#I suppose that’s way it’s always teatime!#The entire thing sounded savage!!#They never have time to clean their dishes….how dreadful….#chapter vii

After pouring some tea onto Dormouse, the Hatter asked me if I guessed the riddle. I told him I gave up and asked what the answer is, the Hatter had no idea neither the Hare.

I told him he do better with time then asking riddles with no answers, he claims that he knows time! that If I knew Time like he did I wouldn't speak of wasting it

#I don't know what he means #he declares that I never spoken to Time #I told him that I know how to beat time when I'm learning music #the Hatter told me that I don't need to beat him #that if I was on good terms with him #he could skip time to whatever period I wanted #such as dinner time #and stay on that timeslot as much as I need #chapter vii

The Hatter broke the silence to ask what day of the month is it, I answered him that it was the fourth. This caused the Hatter and the March Hare to get into a argument over butter, where the Hatter said butter wasn't suited for today and that some crumbs got into it thanks to the hare, said Hare kept only replying that "it was the best butter'.

#I noticed that the Hatter had a funny watch! It can only tell the day of the month #nothing else!#He started questioning me about my watch and if it tells the year #of course it wouldn't! A year lasts a long time!#the Hatter replyed but if I'm quite honest I can't understand him #He's speaking in English but the way he phrasing his words.....#chapter vii

The March Hare immediately started to question my phrasing, according to him I should start saying what I actually mean because "I believe I can guess that" is not the same as "I think I can find out the answer to it".

All three of them started criticizing me on how I speak! All because I said it was basically the same phrasing!!!

#thankfully the coversation dropped after the Hatter slightly shamed the Dormouse for sleeping all the time #we're sitting in silence now #I'm trying to remember everything about ravens and writing desks #which isn't much #hmph #chapter vii

The March Hare offered me some wine, when I pointed out that there weren't any he said there wasn't wine at all! I told him it wasn't civil of him to offer it if it wasn't there and he said it wasn't civil of me to sit at their table!

The hatter said that my hair should be cut, immediately he changed the topic to ask me a riddle "why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

#I didn't know it was their table!!!#it has so much room for more then three attendates #anywho I'm happy the Hatter asked me a riddle!#We shall have some fun!!!#Infact I do believe I can solve this ridde!#chapter vii

I noticed there was a table underneath a tree in front of the house, the Hatter and the March Hare were having tea alongside a Dormmouse. It was asleep being used as a cushion by the other two.

As I was approaching, they yelled at me "No room! No room!" which I thought was absurd since it was a large table! So I sat at the chair end of the table.

#The position the Dormouse is in looks rather uncomfortable #since it's asleep however I thought it didn't matter #Despite how large the table is all three of them were huddled in one corner #which makes their statement of having no room even more absurd!#There's plenty of room!!!#chapter vii

CHAPTER VII.

A Mad Tea-Party

#Chapter vii

The other animals and I kept insisting for the mouse to come back and finish his story, but atlast, he only walked away quicker.

I wish that Dinah was here, she would grab that mouse and quickly bring him back!

One of the Lory asked who Dinah is, seeing a chance to talk about my precious baby, I told them how she's my cat, I brought up how good she is at catching mice and birds.

This backfired on me however, I ended up scaring everyone away!

#I'm starting to cry #I wished I never mentioned Dinah! Why doesn't anyone here like her?#Oh Dinah #My dear Dinah I miss you so much!#Shall I ever see her again??#I feel so lonely.....#chapter iii

I reminded the mouse that he must tell me the history on why he doesn't like cats or dogs. He told me it's a sad long tale and begun telling me it.

He accused me of not paying attention! And then he walked away!

#He didn't even finish his story #I was trying to make myself useful after I noticed he had a knot #if I'm being quite honest he's so easily offended #even if I was thinking of how his tale would go rather then fully listening to him #He's always fast to walk away when he gets angry!#I must say though his tail is indeed long!#chapter iii

One of the dodos found a way to dry us all! We did whats called a Caucus race! We did a race-course and ran as much as we wanted until the race was marked as over

#We were all winners #I had to give the prizes #I only had comfits #so I handed out one piece each to everyone #I got a prize too :)#A thimble that I gave to the dodo #so that he can give it to me #it was quite #absurd but I dare not laugh #chapter iii

The mouse says he knows how to dry us all, he seems to be telling a story of sorts, however, I still feel as wet as ever!

#Despite his claim of this being the driest thing he knows #I'm not dry at all #chapter iii

My, after that disaster with the pool of my tears, I am soaking wet! I am not alone in this however, many animals, including a mouse I almost scarred off, are drenched in water!

#how are we to dry?#Chapter iii

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