How to Have a Midlife Crisis in Way Too Many Steps

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Rupi Kaur; milk and honey

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One of the highlights of the service industry is most definitely sitting there after close having shift drinks and playing, "one time when I was on acid..." with your coworkers. Throw in the dish guy randomly skateboarding in the dining room, and that's why I will do this until I die.

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“I have a habit of falling in love with souls who have yet to be at peace with their bodies, their minds, their weaknesses. I try to build them, to find the parts of them that are missing in me. I end up with holes in my chest.”

— Farah Gabdon

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“One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

— Mark Schwahn

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[nervoustrashjudgefish]

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It me. Def me.

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Why was snow white given an apple with poison?

To show that not all people who are KIND to you are REAL they might have some other agenda against you. Looks can be decieving.

Why did cinderella runaway when the clock turned 12midnight?

To remind us that evrything has its limitations even dreams.

Why did ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet?

To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.

BE INSPIRED. ^__^

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It isn't much, and it definitely wouldn't impress Sergeant Harrman, but here's my war face. My waiting until no one was left in the restaurant but me and the kitchen guys, so I could finally let the tears out face. My I'm going to finish my work slowly because right now I don't trust myself to drive face. My I laughed and smiled and entertained strangers all night while on the inside, I just wanted to die face. My forty long years, but I'm still here face.

[extramadness]

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Stoned and can't recall if I posted this.

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I see all these long ass vids all over internet land. And I think I try really goddamn hard to keep one at like 1 min 29 secs.... "NOOOOO, IT'S TOO BIG, BITCH!!!"

I need tech support. Is the length? Or do I have the quality set too high?

Where is one of my 23 year old servers when I need them?

Anywait. I'm fucked up, I feel artsy, and I love my niece. Those are the take aways, I guess.

#forrealIneedhelp #kindahappy #drunkposting #sorrythisisboring #aliceanastasiaglass

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Watch "Independence Day Lyrics Ani Difranco" on YouTube

"Cause you say, the coast is clear

But you say that all the time. "

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#roughdraft #poetry #poem #noedits

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Eurydice

Singing

To herself

In the shower

Never

Heard Orpehus

Serenading her

From the

Sidewalk

Below

Her window.

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