Gay rep in a netflix show: Hey there. I’m Nolan, and I’ve got a kind of small, huge, enormous problem. I’ve got a crush,,, on another boy??? Am I gay?
Flamboyant drag queen friend: Nolan!!! You’re gay?! Let me be your mentor, you’re gonna slay so hard queen! Makeover time babe!!!! Slay!
Guy in a Cronenberg movie: I need another man to finger my bloody gash so badly I’m actually shaking
Guy #2: I have a vagania on my neck


















