The other chosen one

Hello there! My name is Liora. I post humor, fandom stuff, cute animals, and whatever else I feel like. Don't be a stranger! Formerly theotherchosenone

[discodeerdiary]

Boston trans girls searching for a name should know that you get free lifetime admission to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum if your name is Isabella

[pure-egg]

hang on fact checking this

[pure-egg]

ok yeah this is true, you may proceed

[irlwakko]

who suffered more

jesus christ

dr. heinz doofenshmirtz

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph

[alpinechamomile]

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Today came as a surprise, and I salute those who react quickly.

[galehive]

[fairycosmos]

*gritting my teeth* no feeling is final no feeling is final no feeling is final no feeling is final

[rippedstitches]

Oh shit sorry my cats fell asleep on ur dash. Yea u can kiss their heads

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teaboot]

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

[animentality]

[huffylemon]

[memorycycle]

sbiffs you

[mtfoss]

I feel like I'm wearing 3d glasses

[sapropel]

Get sniffed idiot

[mtfoss]

Ow

[catchymemes]

[ssilverstreak]

My evolution professor once had to cancel class because, in his words, he lost a fight with a cactus.

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[funnytwittertweets]