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get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

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update:

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blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

wanderer-chronicles

This just kept on getting better.

the-memedaddy

me irl

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sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad lil horny sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad

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theryanproject

Where my introverts at?

dimplelylee

home

wizardnuke

so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out

wizardnuke

jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk

wizardnuke

my left hand/his right hand = cancels out mostly, I still drift a little

my right hand/his left hand = collision course

wizardnuke

hang on I gotta google some stuff

wizardnuke

yeah this is funny

sakura-haruka

#bitchin’

browsedankmemes

Help

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andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

Challenges I expected about living all by myself- lonliness, worries about my safety, being able to pay the bills alone.

Challenges I did not expect about living all by myself- struggling to get together enough white laundry to do a full load, keeping the place tidy when there is no one to shame you into cleaning up after yourself.