Maybe He'll Remember Me This Time

I'm Alice, the Doctor left me on Earth in London alone when I was little. He's my dad and sometimes I travel with him. I'm one of many of his children he's had with River Song. I went to Luna University. I'm 105 years old. Current M!A: None, but accepting

[alicethedoctorsdaughter]

//aha I haven’t been on this blog in over a year I think...oops

[sunshine-memes]

My muse is sick, and won’t admit it. Send “You need to rest.” for their reaction.

[weloveshortvideos]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall

[onlyblackgirl]

k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time?

[alicethedoctorsdaughter]

Grand Budapest Hotel Sentence Starters

“It’s not that I don’t like it, I am physically repulsed by it.”

“She was shaking like a shitting dog.”

“You filthy, goddamned, pock- marked fascist asshole!”

“You see there are still faint glimmers of civilisation left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.”

“I don’t know what cream they put on her down at the morgue but I want some, she looks like she’s alive.”

“I go to bed with all my friends.”

“She’s been murdered, and you think I did it.” –runs-

“Take extra special care of every bitty bit of it as if I were watching over you like a hawk with a horsewhip in its talons because I am.”

“Did he just throw my cat out the window?”

“_____ was slain in the catacombs.”

“I’m going to stop you there because the alarm is sounding but you really must continue later.”

“What’s the meaning of this shit?”

“HOLY SHIT YOU GOT HIM!!!”

“Very good.”

“In the end they shot him, so it all went to me.”

“He certainly maintained the illusion with a marvellous grace.”

“it was an enchanting old ruin, but I never managed to see it again.”

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Your Muse Walks into My Muse's Bedroom to Find My Muse naked and drying off after a shower, Send "Flustered Noises" For My Muse's reaction to Looking over and seeing Your Muse oogling Mine, while blushing..

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Affection Starters!

“Your hair is so soft…” 

“It’s too cold! Get back here…” 

“No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!” 

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” 

“Surprise tickle attack!” 

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” 

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” 

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 

“I didn’t mean to leave you alone for so long—come here, I missed you.” 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

“Ssh, you’re safe. I wont let go of you.” 

“What, does that feel good?” 

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” 

[alicethedoctorsdaughter]

Profound Sentence Meme

"People care about you, too, you know."

"What, and it's alright for you to save us, but never the other way around? Why not?"

"Don't you know how much you're loved?"

"You're trying to get yourself killed! Ever since it happened, you've been trying!"

"It's like you have a death wish."

"You're addicted to the adrenaline and sooner or later it will get someone killed. You, probably."

"What happened to you? Why are you like this?"

"This ISN'T okay."

"You can't keep treating yourself like this."

"I hear you crying sometimes when you think nobody is listening."

"Do you know how sad you look sometimes?"

"What are you hiding from me? Just TELL me!"

"Something is eating you up from the inside. Something happened, or you've done something, or someone left. You need to share. Otherwise, you're never going to feel okay again."

"Why are you like this?"

"Since when was doing THIS okay?"

"It's okay to talk to people."

"I'm not fragile, I'm not going to break if you talk to me about it. I'll listen and I'll care. That's it. I promise."

"You can't run away from this."

"I'm not going to leave you the moment you do something I disagree with."

"You're not secretly an irredeemably awful person!"

"What's going on with you?"

[alicethedoctorsdaughter]

Super Angsty Starters

"You...did this?"

"I can't believe you."

"You can hate me, you can dislike me but how can you cheat on me?"

"I'm dying..."

"She/He still loves you."

"I just want to go home..."

"You left me..."

"I can't forgive you for this anymore."

"I'm saying goodbye."

"I'm not good enough for you."

"This is goodbye."

"Was this just a game to you?"

"You merely played me like a fool."

"Goodbye."

"You're pathetic."

"Get out of my sight."

"You're nothing but a toy in a game of life."

"You used me?"

"You're so easy to manipulate."

"I never loved you."

"Don't give me that look."

"I can't stand you."

"Goodbye...my almost lover."

"I would have loved you."

"Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

"I think this is where I should say goodbye."

"We never had it all."

"...Everything hurts."

"Go away!"

"I don't want to see you anymore!"

"Let me go."

"To think I almost loved you."

"You cheated..?"

"You love someone else other than me anyway."

"Why do you even bother with me anymore?"

"I'm not worth your time."

"Get out of here."

"Get away from me!"

"Don't touch me every again!"

"I hate you."

"Don't leave me."

"Please, I'll do anything!"

"Don't go..."

"We can talk about this!"

"I can't loose you again."

"Don't you have more important things to attend to?"

[eggnogrph-blog]

Send me 💍 if you think my muse is spouse material.

[musingmemes]

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

[thatsthat24]

[alicethedoctorsdaughter]

//yooo tho, college is so time consuming?? I love it but I’m still working on a presentation that I started at like 3pm (it’s almost 9pm)

[uaeb]

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

[memesfrommenace]

Domestic Sentence Memes

Send my muse one and they will respond!

“What do you want to eat?”

“I tried to cook you dinner.

“Did you buy any tea?”

“I think the refrigerator is giving out.”

“I might have killed the microwave.”

“Do you like burned pizza?”

“Your hands are cold!”

“Your feet are cold!”

“Come here, I am freezing.”

“If you wash the dishes for me, I’ll pay you.”

“How about we go out to eat tonight?”

“I misplaced the remote control.”

“I think I left my phone at the store!”

“Milk or orange juice?”

“Do you want a massage?”

“Do you want me to rub your shoulders?”

“Please, rub my feet.”

“Rub my shoulders.”

“You aren’t king/queen of the couch!”

“I think I have a cold.”

“I think I have the flu.”

“Are you sick?”

“Tickle war!”

“Stop it, my feet are ticklish!”

“You know my sides are ticklish!”

“I’ll tickle you into submission.”

“Have you seen my brush?”

“I heard footsteps in the attic.”

“You got mud all over the floor!”

“Can you come home from work early?”

“It is only 10 a.m. Why did you wake me up?”

“Five for minutes.”

“You look so cute when you are sleepy.”

“The computer gave me the blue screen of death.“

“The computer won’t turn on.”

[arpmemething]

Kidnapped starters

Kidnapper:

“I’m going to tie you up!”

“Stop struggling!”

“Stop screaming!”

“Get in the car!”

“I’m never letting you go.”

“Should I gag you or blindfold you first?”

“Open your mouth.”

“How does this feel?”

“You’re coming with me.”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll let you go.”

“Why haven’t they paid the ransom yet?”

“Would you rather handcuffs or rope?”

“How are you liking the cage?”

“I may have to kill you.”

“Put your hands behind your back.”

“They’ll never catch me while I have a hostage.”

“Talk, or I’ll have to make you.”

“Hogtied on the floor is a good look for you.”

“Stop crying, or I’ll have to hurt you.”

Victim:

“Please, don’t tie me up!”

“Let me go!”

“Mppff!”

“Stop pushing me!”

“Untie me!”

“Please, let me see!”

“Please, don’t gag me!”

“Stop doing that!”

“What’s the gun for?”

“I’ll never tell you anything.”

“They paid the ransom, now let me go!”

“Could you loosen my handcuffs?”

“Why is it so dark in here?”

“Please, don’t hurt me.”

“Stop hurting me!”

“Could you get me something to drink?”

“That hurts!”

“The ropes are hurting me.”

“Do you have to hogtie me?”

[n-evada]

[skookumthesamoyed]

Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed

[skookumthesamoyed]

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!