Things I Learned Freshman Year of College
-hot is hot, cold is cold, and your can’t fly
-parents are a god sent and I love them so much
-a clean room is much easier to function in
-the lobby bathrooms will always have toilet paper you can steal when you’re out
-hand sanitizer cleans just about everything
-fluorescent lighting hurts
-everybody is just a clueless as you
-people have lived some pretty fucking rad lives
-an inflatable palm tree looks nice but constantly will fall over
-traffic cones make good pillows
-sunrises are just as nice as sunsets
-you’re not invincible but you’re capable of a lot more than you think
-army men are some of the most gnarly dudes I’ve ever met
-people are amazing and these kids really do have your back… not like high school have your back like you’ve been marries 80 years have your back
-self care, self care, self care
-drama really is some high school shit
-i am a queen and so are you
-just ask, they’ve heard worse
-a toilet paper tube with drier sheets in it will not stop your room from smelling like smoke
-tell people how you feel
-wash out water bottles that had milk in them immediately
-going to class and succeeding is cool
-your clothes don’t have to match
-throwing up will almost always make you feel better
-the positive things they tell you come with exercising are real
-always keep construction paper and gel pens near by
-its okay to say no, no one will think any differently
-a deep breathe can fix almost everything and it’s a good start when it can’t
-the average range of a hand grenade is 30-35 meters
-always carry a water bottle and headphones
-the little things add up
-no one thinks your weird secrets are weird they think they are cool and that is what makes you you
-sleep schedules are kinda nice and parents kinda know what they’re talking about
-random hook ups are okay and its not going to get spread around the school
-wash your sheets occasionally
-befriend the kids in your hall
-there is a button on fire detectors that will turn it of before the all the fire detectors go off
-sometimes you just have to say fuck it
-start in the middle of the paper
-there are kids that do drugs and succeed and there are sketchy drug heads.. know the difference
-india does in fact have elephants
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