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hey seymour this election outcome is making me very scared for myself and my friends do you have any silly tips to make us feel better :(

Upon The Dunes, Across Sands SeasThis Tapir Boy Does Hear Your PleasHe Casts His Gaze Upon Your PlightAnd Bathes You In A Calming Light:

Do Not Despair, Be Not Afraid

Seymour And Friends Will Be Your Aid

In Hardest Times, In Challenge Great

Gerolds Immense Fat Huge Big Weight

And Guiseppes Strong Slinging Spells

Will Lift You From This Hell Of Hells.

Frog Slaps Bad Boys Away From You

And Elmer Swims To Your Rescue

And Horace Bonks His Tusk So Strong

Your Friends Are Here Your Whole Life Long.

But Most Of All, Remember This:

Seymour’s Great Telekinesis

And Arcane Word And Psychic Beams

Will Shield You From All Foul Regimes.

If Ever You Feel Scared And Weak

In Times So Hard And Days So Bleak

Just Think Of Seymour On His Dunes

And All His Friends Beneath The Moons

We Lend You Wisdom, Strength And Luck

To Vanquish Any Mother Fuck.

cheers-mrhiddleston

America, you failed.

You failed your history, your people, your reputation.

You failed your women, the daughters of those who bled and fought for their right to voice their opinion, who have now been stripped of the right to make choices about their own bodies. You elected a man who has bragged about sexually assaulting women because of his fame. You elected a predator and gave him the most powerful position in the world.

You failed your POC, who much now continue to fear violence in their day to day activities. How many more hashtags must we witness under a president who continues to deny that they’re not just “lazy”?

You failed your Latinx, who probably care more about the USA than you - their home that used to provide hope, now provides a constant fear that they will be snatched out of it without saying goodbye.

You failed your poor, who will be strangled to death and starved by the luxurious treatment that will be provided to the 1% elite, paid for by what used to cover welfare.

You failed your ill, with a promise that healthcare would no longer be given to those who need it. People will die on your watch, so be prepared to look it straight in the face.

You failed your Muslims, and told them they are nothing but dirty terrorists who are not, nor will be, welcome on the soil that your ancestors stole. Soil where a country was founded on religious freedom now has a leader who shuns one of the world’s largest out of misplaced fear.

You failed your LGBTQIA+, whose identities and choices and LIVES no longer seem to mean anything. A movement and civil rights argument that has worked so hard to progress passed the starting line has now been pushed back all the way to the beginning. You spit in their face and told them too bad.

You failed all of us.

America, you failed. Not just yourself, but the world. More than you can ever imagine.

chongoblog

We know that we said that I.D. was going to be our last single before the album, but recent events have led to us releasing this one. Last night and this morning, I saw a lot of fear and panic. Especially from people that I care deeply about. I personally don’t feel the same fear, be it for my optimism, my perspective, or maybe I’m just naïve, but how I feel won’t change the fact that there are people living in fear. And we can’t change what’s already happened. The best we can do is look toward the future. But for anyone who needs a break after all of these stressful times before we take on the future, this song is for you.

YO IM BACK AND IM TERRIFIED

bob-belcher

superblies

When the garbage king of trashland says it you know it’s bad.

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before buying overwatch, you love every single non-torbjorn character because the characters are so diverse in terms of gender, race, background, and other things that make its character design unique compared to other games

after buying overwatch, there are several characters that you would shoot multiple times in the chest in a dark alley without even the slightest bit of remorse. your feelings towards torbjorn remain the same