THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

ARCEE | 28 | ♾ he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️🩷💜💙 Transformers fan first and a hater second | pedo killer | TERFs and Nazis: die 🤍Engaged to @scottsafail and dating @rawtennetwork

[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[mesmir-ized]

[mayhem444]

Zzz

[girlnextvore]

tumblr Staff:

[cozy2000]

shoutout to when i made the most stress inducing contraption ever just to automate my pokewalker

[fupafiend]

lets keep attacking

[greenlabcoat]

basically i fucked staff

[plastidecor]

gotta check out the gaping maw

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[goomba-stomper]

GOOMBA GOT LOOSE IN BASEMENT

[goomba-stomper]

GET BACK HERE

[7777777awawawa7777777]

just blew weed smoke on a spider and it crawled over and kissed me on the cheek

[reesepiece2]

Twitter

[cheaphalloweencostume]

another bygone tumblr era i miss was the rise POST CANCELLED THEYRE PLAYINF THE SEVERANCE THEME AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ITS A TRAP REMIX OF THE SEVERANCE RHEME????!! ON VALENTINES DAY??!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they went right back to mumford and sons shit immediately after it ended what the fuck was that..

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[autistichalsin]

It's tax season in the USA and that means it's time for a yearly PSA for fellow USAmericans!

Don't be fooled by bullshit like Turbotax. If you make less than $89,000 a year (I'd say confidently that's 99% of Tumblr), you are entitled to use the IRS free file tool for your taxes. This page from the IRS lists all the software providers they have partnered with to provide this service. I have only used one on the list, but it was as good as or maybe better than Turbotax, and I repeat, free for the federal tax return. You MIGHT still have to pay a fee to file a state tax return, but it should be nominal. If you don't want to do it online, you can also go to the IRS to print out the forms directly and turn them in.

DO NOT let Turbotax trick you out of money. Drop them like a hot potato. This is a "fuck Turbotax" account.

[vacuously-true]

TurboTax lobbies the government to keep the tax code complicated and put the burden of figuring it out on the taxpayer instead of the government. They do this so that regular people are too confused and scared to do their taxes themselves, and will give TurboTax money to do their taxes for them. They literally sell a solution to a problem they play a role in creating and perpetuating. Do not give them your money. Fuck TurboTax. Fuck 'em!

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign