Blue Planet Project

♀ I'm an asshole♀

[sparklymarina]

[alien-abs]

Just signed into Tumblr for the first time in YEARS 😂😂🙃🙃♥️♥️

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[lierdumoa]

Seriously tho that was the Bush administration he had no health insurance.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[suspendourdisbelief]

really feeling this tweet (x)

[bigjazzboy]

[2000ish]

#My excuse for not doing things

[lord-kitschener]

crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well?

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[kevinfrane]

CrossFit

[coelasquid]

I almost snorted tea out my nose at work.

[gothicprep]

remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like

[shewillfeatdrake]

[kikuwang-deactivated20150830]

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

[littlestpadawan]

hey babe how bout i slip on a….. jondom

[loueish-deactivated20160904]

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

[protectnormani-moved-deactivate]

big time rush… if ur out there

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[alwaysunnycaps]

[mr-baberaham-lincoln]

I need to be stopped

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SamMorrisDesign)

[alien-abs]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete