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gogglesaurus

this pic fucks me up every time i look at it

owomon

its just a big bulbasaur………

pokedext

I didn’t know that was possible…

wateryday-moved

maybe you’ve seen this picture floating around:

it came from this picture:

and that is my cat inkky. she’s a meme and i’ll be damned if im not gonna take full advantage of that

cursedcatpictures

woah, this is in c r əd i b l ə

caffeinated-suggestions

Concept: sleepy kisses in the dark, smiling against your lips.

marvel-lous-things

Eddie, on a date: aw, cute dog you’ve got there. What breed is she?

Date: she’s a Chocolate Labrador!

Eddie:

Date:

Eddie:

Venom, hungry: EDDIE IT’S A DOG MADE OF CHOC-

Eddie, hurriedly shoving venom into his purse: I’m sorry I have to go right now immediately

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213

im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope

doctra-sea-pea

october31st1981

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

tacticalmoonbeam

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

solongloserse-deactivated201808

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

october31st1981

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

goodfellowsfriend

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

baconandmegz

tea

mega-taiga

i would like to point out that not only will next year be twenty mineteen, it will also be Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary and i, for one, will be popping the FATTEST bottles o’ enchanting

margbarcis

minecraft will be old enough to play minecraft

elastigale

Elastigirl gets to wear everything Helen Truax isn’t allowed to. lol

yamino

First time drawing Edna. She’s fun. <3

whitepeopletwitter

mercurialmalcontent

I’ve worked as a TA and this is absolutely not true. For one thing, if you try to keep 15-20+ children sitting still and focused for hours on end you’re going to fail. Miserably. They need that time outdoors (and I think withholding recess from kids for punishment is cruel). If you don’t allow kids time to run around/talk to friends/be alone with their thoughts, pandemonium is going to ensue eventually.

For another thing, any teacher/TA out on the playground with the kids is still working, and if you’ve ever had only two sets of eyes to monitor 40 or more children (at minimum) you know quite well that it is in fact work. At the school I worked at, we’d swap partway through so we all had 5-10 minutes to rest our feet/get some coffee/use the toilet/have a moment of quiet, and a lot of times the teachers had to use that time to do administrative stuff or prep for the next period anyway. And this was all in Finland, which has kinder worker’s rights than the USA.

thingsareswinging

The OP’s lazy attempt at a Wake Up Sheeple demeans both them and anyone who unthinkingly promoted it.

Teachers tend to get about twenty minutes of free time at lunch. Mandatory breaks are, in UK schools, built into the work schedule- either through activities like PE being taken by another member of staff, or similar. This time is also spent working, just not in a child-facing capacity.

Break times are still work. When I worked in schools, from arriving at the school (7:30 at the very latest) to leaving at the end of the day (6:00 on a good day) I got maybe 40 minutes of genuine downtime. If there wasn’t an incident at lunch I could help with. If you think playtimes are just ‘50-100 children are punted out into the sunshine while the teachers all nip off for a smoke’ either you haven’t been paying attention since you were four years old or the US school system is even more appalling than my research has led me to believe.

teathattast

thegarnet

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

thegarnet