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Baby Cody said he hates you just so you know ( @courtney-offical )

That’s great for him. I hate him too.

He's just a baby leave him alone

No. I hate babies.

Guarp?🥺 WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

hey. uh. there there. you'll be okay. do you want a cookie?

Yerps....

okay. there's some in the kitchen. uhm. i'll go and get you one. stay there.

Idk how but I'm stuck under your couch.... Help me...

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

So I was babysitting baby Cody but he then put me under the damn couch so that I wouldn't leave also I wouldn't give him more cookies I already gave him three whole packets.

riiight. uh. stay still while i lift the couch.

Are you sure you're strong enough? I don't mean this to be mean I'm being honest but didn't you struggle to lift weighted hats and didn't you get blown in the air by wind?

i could always give up and leave you there without even trying.

I'm concerned for your little noodle arms, Noah! not everything I say is an insult just get someone who can do it I don't care if it's Heather or Duncan at this point!

you're desperate enough to ask for duncan now?

@duncan-official alright. get over here.

Norp! Dorpnt freeeerp heerr!

well i don't really want her in my house

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Baby Cody said he hates you just so you know ( @courtney-offical )

That’s great for him. I hate him too.

He's just a baby leave him alone

No. I hate babies.

Guarp?🥺 WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

hey. uh. there there. you'll be okay. do you want a cookie?

Yerps....

okay. there's some in the kitchen. uhm. i'll go and get you one. stay there.

Idk how but I'm stuck under your couch.... Help me...

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

So I was babysitting baby Cody but he then put me under the damn couch so that I wouldn't leave also I wouldn't give him more cookies I already gave him three whole packets.

riiight. uh. stay still while i lift the couch.

Are you sure you're strong enough? I don't mean this to be mean I'm being honest but didn't you struggle to lift weighted hats and didn't you get blown in the air by wind?

i could always give up and leave you there without even trying.

I'm concerned for your little noodle arms, Noah! not everything I say is an insult just get someone who can do it I don't care if it's Heather or Duncan at this point!

you're desperate enough to ask for duncan now?

@duncan-official alright. get over here.

Norp! Dorpnt freeeerp heerr!

Baby Cody said he hates you just so you know ( @courtney-offical )

That’s great for him. I hate him too.

He's just a baby leave him alone

No. I hate babies.

Guarp?🥺 WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

hey. uh. there there. you'll be okay. do you want a cookie?

Yerps....

Baby Cody said he hates you just so you know ( @courtney-offical )

That’s great for him. I hate him too.

He's just a baby leave him alone

No. I hate babies.

Guarp?🥺 WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

I’m scared

Guarp guarp....😭

Baby Cody said he hates you just so you know ( @courtney-offical )

That’s great for him. I hate him too.

He's just a baby leave him alone

No. I hate babies.

Guarp?🥺 WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Can I babysit Alien cody for a few hours? ( @courtney-offical)

...

@alien-cody-offical do you want to go to aunt courtney

Yerps!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

..yes to which of the three options

Whorplerp!

whole?

--okay. you cnt eat vegetables, you cant eat cheese, you can eat cookies for SOME REASON.

can you drink milk??

Yerps!

okay, milk is a yes, what about bread?

Norp

can you uhm. eat meats?

YERPS! IP LORPVERP MERPARPTS!

you love fish, okay. Good good you can eat that- what about fruits?

Norp

can you eat uh..cereal? potatoes?

Norp

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

..yes to which of the three options

Whorplerp!

whole?

--okay. you cnt eat vegetables, you cant eat cheese, you can eat cookies for SOME REASON.

can you drink milk??

Yerps!

okay, milk is a yes, what about bread?

Norp

can you uhm. eat meats?

YERPS! IP LORPVERP MERPARPTS!

you love fish, okay. Good good you can eat that- what about fruits?

Norp

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

..yes to which of the three options

Whorplerp!

whole?

--okay. you cnt eat vegetables, you cant eat cheese, you can eat cookies for SOME REASON.

can you drink milk??

Yerps!

okay, milk is a yes, what about bread?

Norp

can you uhm. eat meats?

YERPS! IP LORPVERP MERPARPTS!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

..yes to which of the three options

Whorplerp!

whole?

--okay. you cnt eat vegetables, you cant eat cheese, you can eat cookies for SOME REASON.

can you drink milk??

Yerps!

okay, milk is a yes, what about bread?

Norp

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

..yes to which of the three options

Whorplerp!

whole?

--okay. you cnt eat vegetables, you cant eat cheese, you can eat cookies for SOME REASON.

can you drink milk??

Yerps!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

..yes to which of the three options

Whorplerp!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

..what does that. mean. uh, is the last word it?

what do you mean by carp- cant it, are you- actually unable to eat vegetables as a whole?? or is it just. like. lettuce or greens, this is my first time raising anything sorry

Yerps!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

okay wait.

what do you dislike about it?

is it the color? do you only eat like, vegetables that arent green? is it the taste? is it the lemon?? what do u dislike ill try to change it

// OOC: THIS IS SO HARD AS A CHILD THAT LOVED LETTUCE HOW DO PARENTS DO IT TO MAKE KIDS EAT THIS WITHOUT THEM BEING AUTISTIC ABOUT IT.

Carpnt erparpt ipt!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

WA WA WA WA!

come on vegetables arent that bad

BLEH!

IARP NERPNERPD CORPORPKIARPEERPS!

what does this mean

Corporpkies

is. i sthis cookies? do you want a cookie??

Yeerps norpw!

alright but you need to finish your lettuce first

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! NORP!!!!

young man you need to eat your veggies or no cookies OR videogame okay

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I dont like veggies either, but it has to be done, okay?

NUH HUH HORPEEP

..if you eat your veggies ill give you two extra cookies behind noahs back but dont tell him okay.

Norp! You Hoe!

HOE????

okay i guess ill EAT ALL THE COOKIES >:(

AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GERPT DADARP! IP HARPTEERP YORPU MAMARP!!!!

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND HALF OF THAT BUT YOU ARENT GETTING COOKIES UNTIL YOU EAT THE VEGETABLES