Too Much Addictions

Hi! I'm Rosa. Enjoy scrolling down this "mixture-of-post-and-drawings-about-all-sorts-of-fandoms" blog.

[whelmedparker]

[drbrucebananer-blog]

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”

[tzikeh]

She was my idol when I was eight, and she is my idol now, almost 40 years later.

[alexonlyknows]

[wecameassickcunts-deactivated20]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

Things I've actually heard college students say

“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”

“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside" 

“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to" 

“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”

 ”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”

 ”Is it acceptable to throw myself out the window after we take this exam”

“I need more gay people in my life I’m suffocating in straights”

 ”I think I’m just gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die”

“why the fuck would i pay 5 dollars for a grilled cheese? oh wait they’re delivering them? ok buy 3”

“i feel like a child but i look like an adult and i think it throws a lot of people off”

“yo look at this dog! i want this dog. this dog is straight g”

“I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian” 

“I’VE ONLY DONE ANAL TWICE OKAY”

“instead of studying art we should MAKE ART WITH OUR BODIES”

feel free to add anything you’ve heard

[xoxoblu-deactivated20180808]

•"small is too small and medium are super long, I need a smedium.“

•"I lunge when I’m excited”

•"just because I smoke doesn’t mean I’ll give you lung cancer.“

•"I am drunk and approaching this whole thing like science.”

[backgroundcheese]

“I might have to tackle him and steal his bread.”

“I once beat someone with his own leg.”

“Dude, you’re confusing the Civil War for the Revolution again.”

“I keep stealing lines from this one page story about a man and his stapler.”

“I am going to become an ocean lumberjack.”

“You forgot a damn door!”

“Apparently someone got arrested for throwing bagels yesterday.”

“I’ve been married for like 150 years. I’m so old, I swear to god.”

[lesteresce]

look at this NERD laughing at Phil’s SNEEZE gOD i am SO finISHED witH THESE DORKS WHO EVEN ARE DAN AND PHIL ARE THEY REAL I DON’T KNOW

[wronghands1]

[wronghands1]

[wronghands1]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Wrong Hands

[darlingbenny]

Sorry – it’s just, um, nerves, I think. Sorry.

[guineapiggies]

via fouradventurers

[toytowns]

donald trump’s hair finally runs off to seek a better life

[alien-rose]

Sherlock series in one drawing

[metaphoricalpsychopaths]

Buzzfeed: We Asked YouTubers About The Funniest And Most Shocking Comments They’ve Ever Received

[princessdanhowell]

okay but you need to click on that link and read ALL of them to get to the last one, because that’s important shit.

[ninhas-reality-sucks]

[x][x]

[such-a-phangirl]

This is amazing. danisnotonfire has to see this

[xxshesarobotxx]

danisnotonfire pleASE

[grace-pretz]

danisnotonfire

[nusitram]

[chingizhobbes]

[alien-rose]

Any sprinklerinos out there? 

I love Louise a lot, she never stops smiling.  

[stutterhug]

Comparing Pets

Tapastic. Twitter.

[snupersmashbros-deactivated2022]

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