full of crossovers

Call me Bee! || 18 || Art blog is @xylo-art || Ze/Zem, They/Them, He/Him

[lunnefisk]

YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

[baleful-meat-worm]

due to popular demand (of the evil advisor sort), here is a ref for my unemployment au jonathan ft. my AWESOME and easy to read handwriting

[donutfloats]

I’m so damn jealous of tiny creature like the fuck you mean your entire body is the size of a pillow and you’re all snuggled up under a blanket that feels so thick and heavy on you like what kind of bullshit is this stop living the life I want

[arlo-mike]

based on the reactions on my original post, i feel as though this is more accurate

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[digitaldiscipline]

there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist

[c-53]

[aerix-spades]

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[ballwizard]

camouflage

[frogofthemonth]

HOLY SHIT

you guys im literally shaking i just pulled a RARE base set Bindle holy SHIT this is worth enough frogloons to buy a whole swamp it even has the RARE frog move i cant believe it

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

[crabussy]

MORTIFYING: my cousin stopped me to ask "hey do you know this queer person" and I was like dude. just because I'm a huge fag doesn't mean I'll know any queer person you show me come on (glances at the photo) oh yeah okay I know them

[crabussy]

a terf just told my friend he's an "18 year old with genders" and I'm in tears laughing about it. ewwww do you have genders don't touch me what if it's contagious

[crabussy]

been working on unlearning male defaultism in the ways I speak to people and I've replaces "guys" with "crew". and you know what? it's SO fun. addressing the readers of my posts with a "kia ora crew!" and saying farewell to my friends with a "bye crew!!" is so delightful. everyone should adopt a fun way to address people. peace and love