Scarlet

A sentient, talking dead-hand [Or deadwalker, basically shapeshifting dead hands because chaos] from ocarina of time. {also, Scarlet and i are both female, she/her/it.} i will not be saying my real age for privacy reasons, just know that i’m legally an adult. A year up from 18, to be specific.

[drifterknight]

struggling with sleep rn

[link-oot]

Back in my day cows used to talk to you

[scarletthedeadhand]

And end up in the weirdest places.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

What's a cow?

[scarletthedeadhand]

This.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

It looks weird.

... can I pet it?

[scarletthedeadhand]

I think you can!

As for my point of it ending up in the dumbest places….

Yeah.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

Why is the cow locked up? :(

[scarletthedeadhand]

Idk.

There’s also this one at the bottom of gerudo valley, accessible by taking the nearby cuccoo and flying down.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

At least that one has a friend! :D

... what's a cuccoo

[scarletthedeadhand]

Basically a chicken.

This.

There’s also that weird blue one, cojiro

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

I like Cojiro

[scarletthedeadhand]

Fair. He’s nifty.

Unfortunately, his owner MIGHT be dead.

[link-oot]

Back in my day cows used to talk to you

[scarletthedeadhand]

And end up in the weirdest places.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

What's a cow?

[scarletthedeadhand]

This.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

It looks weird.

... can I pet it?

[scarletthedeadhand]

I think you can!

As for my point of it ending up in the dumbest places….

Yeah.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

Why is the cow locked up? :(

[scarletthedeadhand]

Idk.

There’s also this one at the bottom of gerudo valley, accessible by taking the nearby cuccoo and flying down.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

At least that one has a friend! :D

... what's a cuccoo

[scarletthedeadhand]

Basically a chicken.

This.

There’s also that weird blue one, cojiro

[link-oot]

Back in my day cows used to talk to you

[scarletthedeadhand]

And end up in the weirdest places.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

What's a cow?

[scarletthedeadhand]

This.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

It looks weird.

... can I pet it?

[scarletthedeadhand]

I think you can!

As for my point of it ending up in the dumbest places….

Yeah.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

Why is the cow locked up? :(

[scarletthedeadhand]

Idk.

There’s also this one at the bottom of gerudo valley, accessible by taking the nearby cuccoo and flying down.

[link-oot]

Back in my day cows used to talk to you

[scarletthedeadhand]

And end up in the weirdest places.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

What's a cow?

[scarletthedeadhand]

This.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

It looks weird.

... can I pet it?

[scarletthedeadhand]

I think you can!

As for my point of it ending up in the dumbest places….

Yeah.

[link-oot]

Back in my day cows used to talk to you

[scarletthedeadhand]

And end up in the weirdest places.

[hero-waker-of-the-winds]

What's a cow?

[scarletthedeadhand]

This.

[link-oot]

Back in my day cows used to talk to you

[scarletthedeadhand]

And end up in the weirdest places.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

words of wisdom (from a guy with the triforce of courage but shhh)

[twilight-princess-link-official]

D-:

This is why he doesn’t have the triforce of wisdom

[webber-da-spider]

Wild just does this to random monsters I think

[twilight-princess-link-official]

@hero-of-eating-rocks is that how you get food for soup

[link-oot]

If you actually catch up with them youre either going to make a fool out of yourself or actually have to follow through.

[scarletthedeadhand]

Can’t forget a butcher knife, atleast

[sm64mario]

Sometimes Mario'a dip his hand into the game code and take out a flat texture'a file and eat it like a chip!

[playermthepuppetmaster]

How does it taste?

[sm64mario]

Depend on'a the texture! Grass kinda tastes like'a seaweed! Tox Box is too hard and'a taste like copper! The Wobbly Platforms in'a Lethal Lava Land taste like'a drywall! Nothing usually'a taste too good, but I'a can't help myself, you know?

[sm64mario]

That'sa scary!

...

...

*crunch*

[link-oot]

If the grass tastes like seaweed then what does the seaweed taste like 🤔

[scarletthedeadhand]

G r e e n

[thecheesiestler]

GUYS I GOT A BOYFRIEND 🎉🎉🎉🎉

(kind of)

OKAY SO SO, THERE'S THIS BOY WE'LL CALL HIM CHIPPY, AND WE HADN'T TALKED TO EACH OTHER SINCE SECONDARY SCHOOL PROM (we barely talked back then anyway lol)

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE STARTS TEXTING ME OUT OF THE BLUE BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE STILL HAD MY NUMBER, WE STARTED CHATTING AND DECIDED TO MEET UP

TURNS OUT WE BOTH HAVE A BUNCH IN COMMON PERSONALITY-WISE AND ALSO WE'RE BOTH WOKE AS HELL, SO THAT WAS WHAT MADE US KINDA START LIKING EACH OTHER

THE SECOND TIME WE HUNG OUT, WE TALKED EVEN MORE AND WENT TO THE PARK TO SIT IN THE WOODS TOGETHER

FOR THE THIRD HANG OUT, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND WE WATCHED IRON LUNG + HAIL MARY. THIS WAS WHEN IT BECAME MORE ROMANTIC, BECAUSE HE GOT A LITTLE SHY AND TOLD ME HE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING, BUT WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WASN'T WEIRDED OUT

HE PUT HIS HEAD ON MY SHOULDER RAGHHHHHH, AND HE WAS LWK KINDA FLUSTERED WHEN I LET IT HAPPEN AND JUST STARTED PETTING HIS HAIR

SO THEN FAST FORWARD A BIT, WE END UP CUDDLING WHILE WATCHING PHM, WITH HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ME WHILE I RESTED BACK AGAINST HIS CHEST SJAKFKCOWOFOEKKWKKGJQK

THEN ONE FINAL THING HAPPENED NEARER THE END OF THAT HANG OUT, HE SO POLITELY ASKED IF HE COULD GIVE ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK UGHHHWWWWHJS 😭❤️‍🩹

I LET HIM, AND HE WAS SUPER DUPER HAPPY, PLUS HE THOUGHT BOTH FILMS WERE PEAK CINEMA (as he should)

Oh also, side note from a little interval between watching the films, he stretched back with his arms over his head and I swear I was practically GLARING at his stomach, like I NEEDED to gently squeeze it and see him flinch, he's so lee imo 👁👁

OH DOUBLE ALSO, I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER WHAT LED UP TO IT, BUT I THINK I SAID SOMETHING A BIT TEASING, AND HE LITERALLY WENT "...I'm not blushing shut up" LIKE OMFGGGGAHSIWWIDJE

SO ANYWAY, NOW WE HAVE TODAY, WHICH WAS OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE WHERE WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER (a fish n chips place that he knew)

We sat in a field nearby and ate while taking it in turns to play music in the background ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

And on the way back to his house so that I could get picked up, he wanted to hold my hand and he ACTUALLY SAID "Hey so I want to tell you that... uhmm... I like you"

YESYESYEYSYESSS VICTORY I WINNN, I TOLD HIM THAT I FELT THE SAME AND WE WALKED BACK STILL HOLDING HANDS

HE TOLD ME A FEW MINUTES LATER THAT HE WAS SUPER GLAD WE HUNG OUT TODAY BECAUSE I MAKE HIS DAY BETTER AND HE LOVES HANGING OUT WITH ME (which I reciprocated)

GUYS I'M NOT OKAY. THIS IS GENUINELY GROUNDBREAKING HOW DID I DO THIS, I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A CRUSH BEFORE THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME ❤❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗

[scarletthedeadhand]

CONGRATS, REIGHE!!

[flufflee]

hey guys I’m so sorry for the delay of artwork. Yesterday one of my birds passed away and it’s been really tough to cope with his loss. I promise that I will get to every request asap. For now, I’ll cya soon :)

irl pic of him

RIP my baby 🕊️

[intothetickleverse]

Infinite's Ticklish Punishment

By the way, Sonic is the first ler!

[good-advice-ganondorf]

Zelda fans need to remember that all three holders of the triforce are pretty fucked up

Ganon kills people

Zelda is part of the monarchy

Link is short

Consider these things when you think about supporting any one of them

[twilight-princess-link-official]

I’m not that short

[rinsacreature]

i'm 90% sure you're canonically the tallest link and im still taller than you

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Hylia damn it all

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

Damn, short ass mf.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

SHUT THE HELL UP GRANDPA :-(

[twilight-princess-ganondorf]

D-did you just call me Grandpa?

[twilight-princess-link-official]

cause you’re old

[scarletthedeadhand]

MF is older than gerson, by like several years

[fizzyboy]

I wanna draw your OCs for some reason, but that being said I only know cubert and the dice aunt, are there any other OCs you have?

Pick a card, any card

[fizzyboy]

I wanna draw your OCs for some reason, but that being said I only know cubert and the dice aunt, are there any other OCs you have?

Pick a card, any card

[scarletthedeadhand]

Nice!

[alechancutetickles]

that teto's desinge in that song was so peak

idk what to write but her belly is absolutely beatifull and soft. I think it would be fun to squeeze and tickle it

NO DW I'M TO TRYING TO TOUCHING AND SEXUALIZING YOU'R FAV UTAU 😭

ita:

quell designe di teto in quella canzone era fantastica

Nn so cosa scrivere ma la sua pancia é assolutamente bella e soffice. Penzo che sara divertente strizzarla e solleticarla

NO NN VI PREOCCUPATE NN STO CERCANDO DI TOCCARE E SESSUALIZARE IL VOSTRO UTAU PREFERITO 😭

[scarletthedeadhand]

YESSSS!!! Someone did it!!

Tis what she deserves for having her belly open during a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE