Scarlet

A sentient, talking dead-hand [Or deadwalker, basically shapeshifting dead hands because chaos] from ocarina of time. {also, Scarlet and i are both female, she/her/it.} i will not be saying my real age for privacy reasons, just know that i’m legally an adult. A year up from 18, to be specific.

[spindle-and-nima]

Mmmm yumming

[termina-festival]

my cool and epic day of birth

[scarletthedeadhand]

Happy birthday!!!

[twilight-princess-link-official]

one cool thing you can do with your dog is hold its head like a burger

[scarletthedeadhand]

If it’s small enough, you can hold the whole dog like burger.

[blupeeblep]

My breakfast for the past many days. I really hope I don't get sick from it like I did oatmeal😅

[utsuho-okuu-reiuji-offical]

@twilight-princess-link-official

Is this how bread is supposed to look like? I made it myself. :D

[twilight-princess-link-official]

uh. Not quite but it’s in the right shape!

[scarletthedeadhand]

Did volvagia bake this.

[creepychippy]

I really need Seth getting wrecked please!

PERSEVERANCE is studying about the Effects of being ticklish-

[scarletthedeadhand]

:O

[scarletthedeadhand]

Found white velvet again.

Decided to fix her mouth, she looks more like a cake hound now.

[someonewhodrawstkstuff]

Alright, the votes are in andddd

Lee!millennial tree won!

Here you gooo, everyoneee

Millennial tree getting a relaxing yet tickly massage by sugar swannn :3

Since lee!wind archer and ler!night raven is second, it'll be my next art, stay tuneddd

[thecheesiestler]

Fixed up a thing i made from a picrew.

That green stuff is her blood, btw :3

Wait this is such a cute Picrewwww!!

Could you give me a link or the artist name, so that others and I can find it? :D

Also green blood is a really nice and distinct choice, I like it ^^

[scarletthedeadhand]

I wanted to saw off one of the ears, but i had no idea how to make the wound look, because it always looked bumpy and weird, so i dropped it.

I also made the back arms look like infinite hands

One of these.

[fizzyboy]

Yep.

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

“Aroace people are predators!” To who? Fucking garlic bread??

[chrisberi2]

I mean well who doesn't love garlic bread

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Yeah I hate feeding the stereotypes but garlic bread is so fucking good

[utsuho-okuu-reiuji-offical]

What's garlic bread?

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Bread that’s been buttered and had garlic sprinkled on it, and then put in the oven for a bit- it’s SO good

[weirdo-offical]

autism repellent

[plasma-offical]

i assume you mean because its big. but I love big spoons as an autistic person. that WOULD repel me though, just the reason being that theres no texture pattern thingy on the handle ...too smooth...

[weirdo-offical]

it’s terribly off balance cuz of how heavy it is and the top of the spoon is pointy for some reason

not sharp…just

pointy

[plasma-offical]

mm. true. true. i propose: longer handle so that theres more handle to balance it. and less pointy more rounded spoon end. and also textured handle

doe s that fjx

[weirdo-offical]

the thing is big spoon yucky

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Cast it into the fire!

DESTROY IT!

[webber-da-spider]

When I say I only have a few spoonfuls of energy people act like this is the spoon in question

[twilight-princess-link-official]

that spoon is a testament to mankind’s hubris and pride ignoring any logic. I dunno who the fuck had the audacity to make such a thing but it should be melted down immediately

[scarletthedeadhand]

Big spoon for big cereals

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Nooo it’ll hurt your mouth

[scarletthedeadhand]

I never said it had to go into your mouth.

Just tilt it and have the contents slide in.

[weirdo-offical]

autism repellent

[plasma-offical]

i assume you mean because its big. but I love big spoons as an autistic person. that WOULD repel me though, just the reason being that theres no texture pattern thingy on the handle ...too smooth...

[weirdo-offical]

it’s terribly off balance cuz of how heavy it is and the top of the spoon is pointy for some reason

not sharp…just

pointy

[plasma-offical]

mm. true. true. i propose: longer handle so that theres more handle to balance it. and less pointy more rounded spoon end. and also textured handle

doe s that fjx

[weirdo-offical]

the thing is big spoon yucky

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Cast it into the fire!

DESTROY IT!

[webber-da-spider]

When I say I only have a few spoonfuls of energy people act like this is the spoon in question

[twilight-princess-link-official]

that spoon is a testament to mankind’s hubris and pride ignoring any logic. I dunno who the fuck had the audacity to make such a thing but it should be melted down immediately

[scarletthedeadhand]

Big spoon for big cereals

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is FUCK YOU I LOVE MY CATS MORE THAN YOU, YES I KNOW TWO LOOK LIKE MOLD BUT THEY'RE MY DAUGHTERS, FIEND

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[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

I believe that’s an American Toad (species common name not necessarily where it is) and the environmental ed happened to need one so uhm

one had jumped in our garage and we kept it for like a week in some soil with a shallow dish & fed it crickets before moving it to the environmental ed classroom

Basically they’re chill af and I sometimes miss taking care of the peepisser

[awobbles]

I hate how accurate that “phantom post” on the phone is.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

MY GOAT GAME FROM CHILDHOOD HOLY PEAK

[link-oot]

You would

But this message is extremely important so, reblog

[twilight-princess-link-official]

:-)

[finding-cool-picrews]

xiuling maker 2

new and improved version of my old xiuling maker picrew. if you make one, feel free to tag me and show me! i love seeing everyones xiul

[scarletthedeadhand]

Made one of scarlet! ^^

Would’ve changed the background, but the thing started lagging.

[scarletthedeadhand]

@thecheesiestler here it is!!

[thecheesiestler]

PEAK, THANK YOU SCARDOWWW!!

ALSO THE SCARLET PICREW IS SICK ASF <33

[scarletthedeadhand]

I still think my edited one is way cooler.