Scarlet

A sentient, talking dead-hand [Or deadwalker, basically shapeshifting dead hands because chaos] from ocarina of time. {also, Scarlet and i are both female, she/her/it.} i will not be saying my real age for privacy reasons, just know that i’m legally an adult. A year up from 18, to be specific.

[scarletthedeadhand]

I’m so sorry

[blupeeblep]

My bby Cocoa Bean<3

[scarletthedeadhand]

Kity :3

[memeuplift]

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Also one of the few places that doesn’t yell at teens for existing

[atlaslovesedm]

this is what i do every time you say something nice about my art

[scarletthedeadhand]

Can confirm, when someone enjoys the shitposts i make

[cuddlybigears]

This drawing I did in my maths book of Clocks brings me so much joy and I don’t know why

I mean look at him

[twilight-princess-link-official]

{This is for the mod}

Oki, so, imagine being ocarina of time ganondorf, link just pulled out the master sword, you go to get the triforce.

Buuut it’s missing, someone took it first. And in its place, floating in mid-air

Is this note.

Surprised pikaxhu

[ametalsonic]

[scarletthedeadhand]

I just added the sanic for the meme, it doesn’t need to be sonic taking it.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

{This is for the mod}

Oki, so, imagine being ocarina of time ganondorf, link just pulled out the master sword, you go to get the triforce.

Buuut it’s missing, someone took it first. And in its place, floating in mid-air

Is this note.

Surprised pikaxhu

[scarletthedeadhand]

Yes i literally made this for this ask specifically.

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Heyyy. I had an idea to level up the rat jar execution method, and i’m not letting in go to waste in my brain!! Enjoyyy!

Okay, so, take two open jars of rats, and glue one to the victim’s face, and glue the other to their back, right above their spine.

Then get two people to blowtorch the other side of each jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through their face and their spine :D

Uh. Is this what happened in the well??

[scarletthedeadhand]

Wrong dead hand. But honestly? Maybe.

[modlich-303]

Soul x Pink isn't a weird ship

Pink wouldn't be asking Kris out if she wasn't in their age range

anyone saying that Sink is a Adult-Child ship is simply wrong

(also, Krink and Sink are two different ships)

[scarletthedeadhand]

Plus, the soul is I’m pretty sure ageless? Can’t be an Adult-child ship when the soul doesn’t technically have a finite age.

[modlich-303]

I wouldn't say its "ageless" per se

but its undefinable.

its either as old as the player, which can be any fucking age.

or its a few days old if we assume ch1 start is the moment of its creation, given how we(soul) don't have memories from before that

[scarletthedeadhand]

That’s what i meant by ageless, its age is up to interpretation.

[modlich-303]

Soul x Pink isn't a weird ship

Pink wouldn't be asking Kris out if she wasn't in their age range

anyone saying that Sink is a Adult-Child ship is simply wrong

(also, Krink and Sink are two different ships)

[scarletthedeadhand]

Plus, the soul is I’m pretty sure ageless? Can’t be an Adult-child ship when the soul doesn’t technically have a finite age.

[gizmo9133]

hints deployed

METAL IS THIS YOU??? MY POOR NOTIFICATIONS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

@ametalsonic

[ametalsonic]

[gizmo9133]

YOU GREMLIN

[ametalsonic]

[twilight-princess-link-official]

I left for 5 minutes and had 48 new activities and four wasn’t from you

[scarletthedeadhand]

Man, i wish i had a lot of activity.

[gwepz]

Revenge

[scarletthedeadhand]

Yess! Good!

[the-irreverend]

Kris does everything they can to be the best wingthey Susie could ask for during the festival, and this is how she repays them.

[scarletthedeadhand]

Not cool susie. NOT. COOL.

[scarletthedeadhand]

Just got out of the shower, and i have a plan to un-fumble mew mew and kris.

If you can, and want to, go to the comments of this video and vote for the fourth candidate, whom is pink, aka mew mew. I’m trying to rally people to get her on the island, so susie can’t mess it up again

[tumblomato]

okay as per an agreement with @lulazli

SIGHHhh

ill make a fluster list

if i get 35 likes and reblogs combined, no comments because you people are bad

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

words of wisdom (from a guy with the triforce of courage but shhh)

[twilight-princess-link-official]

D-:

This is why he doesn’t have the triforce of wisdom

[scarletthedeadhand]

If he had the triforce of wisdom, he wouldn’t be saying that.

[blupeeblep]

Girl what are you doing up there?!??!???

[scarletthedeadhand]

Breaking the laws of physics.