class weird kid

👽 | 29 | they/them | very very queer | i’m not sorry about the brainrot | 18+

[aliencamper]

hey there!

I’m aliencamper, your local fandom enjoyer, occasional fic writer, and curator of all things eclectic, unique, and generally weird.

the basics:

29, AuDHD, enby, bi

they/them pronouns, any and all gendered terms are a-ok!

all my writing is tagged with #alienwrites

otherwise messy + inconsistent tagging—apologies in advance

mostly steddie + stranger things, but there's few other fandoms here and there

I do not have my life together enough to have a main + a side blog, so my other interests are sprinkled in here as well

you can also find me on twitter and ao3 with the same username.

nav + fics master list under the cut!

ao3 fics

✧･ﾟsippin’ him like whiskey | e | a/b/o, full-length of july’s microfic

✧･ﾟ I flood my bed every night | e | a/b/o, sequel to sippin’

steddie microfic challenges

sippin' him like whiskey ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ july | pool | e | a/b/o

screw you, levi's ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ august | cake | t

walls and beams (love and dreams) ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟseptember | charm | g

[chinstache]

Kickin’ off this blog with a drawin of my restauranteer OT3~ *v*

Still tryin to work out how to draw Linda, but I’m pretty satisfied with Bob and Jimmy I think<3

[chinstache]

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE ;D

[chinstache]

Playin with pastel pencil~ :D I never seem to draw these two lookin happy at the same time, so decided to fix that xP

[chinstache]

^actual canon thing that happened guys

[noelle-the-sleepy]

Another totally real and legitimate screenshot (not really lol) of bob and jimmy being in love

And here's the original lol

[zinabitchh]

Here's the thing about Jimmy pesto, he's an annoying douchebag but he's a great foil for Bob and I've never shipped any couple that didn't have beef

and sometimes I think we can see that maybe Jimmy knows Bob more than others might? We see an example of this in Are You There, Bob? It's Me, Birthday when Jimmy suggests that Bob doesn't like parties, and elaborates that he might not enjoy a bunch of people in his home yelling surprise. Not to read too much into it, but I think Bob and Jimmy might have a bit more in common than we think, and Jimmy might have more affection for Bob than we think

[ju-xt1n]

I feel like tumblr ppl will appreciate this, here's a compilation of Jimmy Pesto being gay af for Bob

[allsteddie]

Eddie: How are you so pretty? It's almost unfair to everyone else.

Steve, blushing: You think I'm pretty?

Eddie: Of course I do. You're the prettiest guy I've ever met. No one compares to you.

Steve, still blushing: Aaaw, babe, come here.

Steve: *kisses Eddie*

Dustin: Oh man, not in front of my pizza.

[missing-eddiemunson]

Gareth, bursting into Eddie's hospital room looking disheveled and panicked: What did you do?!

Eddie, with his left leg in a cast up to his mid thigh, elevated by a hanging sling from the ceiling: I forgot I'm not 15 anymore and that stage dives need to be coordinated in advance before just leaping off stage. *hangs his head in shame*

Gareth: No shit dumbass! I wasn't talking about that! What the fuck did you do to break Twitter?!

Eddie, beyond confused: I did what now?

Gareth, face in his hands, using every fiber of his being not to scream in a hospital: Check. Your. Damn. Phone.

Eddie, after finding his phone amongst his possessions, he unlocks it to see about twenty thousand notications in regards to a post he doesn't recall making.

Turns out that when the paramedics let you have a hoot of that little orange whistle for pain relief, they should really revoke your access to the internet while you're on it! Too bad nobody told Eddie before he tweeted on main-

"Eddie The Banished 🖤🦇 tweeted 7 hours ago: My knee is smashed up! Too bad Steve Harrington isnt here to smash me! 😋😘😘🥰🤤🥵" attached was a blurry selfie of Eddie still in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

The top quote tweet was from the officially verified account of former teen heartthrob, current actor, singer and all around American pretty boy, Steve Harrington simply replying, "DM me which hospital you're in, I'll being flowers 🥰🩷🌹"

[alteraltar]

[allsteddie]

Steddie where Eddie has a huge freaking crush on Steve, but refuses to acknowledge it. The Corroded Coffin boys all know about it, love teasing him when they're practicing and it's just the four of them, but Eddie would rather die than admit they are right.

But the thing is, Steve is such a cool guy. He's always around since Henderson, Wheeler and Sinclair joined Hellfire, and, surprisingly enough, they find out they really like Steve's company.

With time, all of them kinda develop some kind of crush on Steve. Not exactly a crush like Eddie's, they don't actually want to make out with Steve or anything (although they do admit the guy is one handsome motherfucker); but Steve is so cool and funny and kind that Jeff, Gareth and Freak start trying to impress him to get his attention.

It's so amusing for the rest of Hellfire. Those three just light up when Steve is around and they start acting like overeager kids, trying to get their parent's attention. Dustin kinda understands; Steve is cool, of course the guys would want to be friends with him. Mike, though, can't see why they would try so hard to impress a jock (even though Mike himself always preen whenever Steve praises him for something he did).

Meanwhile, Eddie is slowly losing his mind because all of his friends are suddenly all over Steve, and the man can't seem to notice that everyone is trying to impress him and win his heart.

[02uccubus]

original by EggyDaxy on twt

[strangersteddierthings]

@skepsiss

[i-need-more-steddie-pls]

nya🐶🐱

[monologichno]

My fill for @steddiebingo prompt: “Gags”

[clementiens]

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

[gummybard]

replace genders with blood types

[chucktaylorupset]

dare to imagine a world where govt issue identification that days whether u are A, B, or O

[theroundbartable]

By the love of someone, I’ve read far too many fanfictions.

[deathgasmic]

i act so normal but deep down i just want to be clingy and gnaw and chew and bite

[redrosydiaz]

[wynnyfryd]

…you think you act normal?