🐣 (Bi)g Bird 🐣

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[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[hsinliuvega]

do girls know they are…. celestial

[datable]

[humanoidhistory]

Jupiter in infrared, as three of its moons are casting shadows on it, March 28, 2004, observed by the Hubble Space Telescope: “Io’s shadow is located just above center and to the left; Ganymede’s on the planet’s left edge; and Callisto’s near the right edge. Only two of the moons, however, are visible in this image. Io is the white circle in the center of the image, and Ganymede is the blue circle at upper right. Callisto is out of the image and to the right.”

(HubbleSite)

[ladolcevitabella]

[nothisistiffany]

Lowell, MA

[littleplantgirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

a video i made to cope with myself

[hamtastrophe]

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

[bigthecat]

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgDEB8mjjnk/ ( ed maximus | do not remove caption. )

[riklee]

A couple of stages in the making of my new drawing Closer.

I hope you like it!

Fine art prints available on my store now.

[cjharveyfestivals]

BØRNS // 35mm film

[catedroguett]

A quick study of the shape of water. 1 hour and a half. I tried to keep colors and shapes as simple as possible, to probably understand them better. I loved this movie, it’s beautiful and extremely heart warming.

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[xxanax-whore]

[modelsof-color]

Jung Ho Yeon by Shin Seon Hye for Singles Korea

[angeltit]

[lesbianlizando]

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