fuck you lucy

i like guys who rhyme aim is cutitkittykitty

[pantaniel-deactivated20181211]

i hope paul blart just becomes one of those things that just continues to get sequels for absolutely no reason where the sequels try to be bigger than the last and it gets to the point of where they just send him into space

[lizziemcguirevampireslayer-deac]

Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Paul Blart Mall Cop 3 Paul Blart Mall Cop 4: The Final Chapter Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: A New Beginning Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Blart Lives Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: The New Mall Paul Blart Mall Cop 8: Paul Takes Manhattan Paul Blart Mall Cop 9: The Final Mall Cop Blart X Paul Blart vs. Larry the Cable Guy Paul Blart (2046 Remake)

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[snakeriverconspiracy]

[aliendaydreams]

orangeisthenew-riley can i please call you young reezy?

[aliendaydreams]

I'm stressed bc you're adorable

im stressed bc i found a cat hair in my macaroni

[aliendaydreams]

who are your top five fav orange is the new black characters? im kinda fucked up and in the middle of a rewatch and i’m curious

[aliendaydreams]

my glasses are really dirty

[aliendaydreams]

hi people how’s everything

[aliendaydreams]

ancientasstronaut replied to your post: ancientasstronaut can i be on the ufo ...

it is okay with me but i can’t speak for alienratsquad

yolandi is cool with it

[aliendaydreams]

my life right now consists of drinking beer and being paralized because of agent cooper

[aliendaydreams]

ancientasstronaut can i be on the ufo party planning crew too???

[aliendaydreams]

i have to wash my clothes and myself but first i have to scrape myself off the floor and i dont think thats gonna happen anytime soon

[aliendaydreams]

i think i was here the whole time and i didnt even notice drama or something happening am i really that dumb

[aliendaydreams]

[soupy voice] i’m high strung and i have a beeeeard

[aliendaydreams]

honestly maybe the wonder years are better for listening to while getting drunk and thinking about when my life started going down hill

[aliendaydreams]

i’m just going to lay here and get drunk and listen to nofx and wonder when my life started going down this steep muddy hill

[aliendaydreams]

also i’m very glad that tom delonge is here bc it’s always been my dream to talk with him about aliens

[aliendaydreams]

thank u 4 letting me get in on this i feel so hip