AlienFrappe

[alienfrappe]

painted this for my roommate's birthday who recently 100% elden ring, dlc included!

it's my biggest and most detailed painting to date, let me know what you think! ☺️

[minstrivia]

Hey Siri, how do I become a selfie stick?

IT HASN’T GIVEN ME ANY GOOD ANSWERS YET 😭😭😭

[minstrivia]

MIN YOONGI!!!!!! M I N Y O O N G I !!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Y O O N G I !!!!!!!!!!!

MIN YOOOOONGI

[alienfrappe]

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raeazure]

The DNC be like “here comes Joe Biden”

[funkyness]

do you think I’m stupid? that’s the prince of england

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

i’m bisexual and tired

rb if ur also bisexual and tired

[what-even-is-thiss]

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

[ringwraith-4]

Texan stereotype: yee haw

Actual Texans: W h a t a b u r g e r

[nonegenderleftgalaxy]

Nonbinary stereotype: DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr???!??!!??

Actually being nonbinary: *looks into a rainy window* when will my gender come back from the war?

[captainlordauditor]

Goyim: Jews secretly rule the world

Jews: a group of Jews is called an argument

[moonbeam-llama]

Bisexual stereotype: confused, promiscuous

Actual bisexuals: you cannot expect me to pick a restaurant; I’m bisexual *finger guns*

[eerieticals-deactivated20220522]

adhd stereotype: oh im so random xD LOOK A SQUIRREL

actual adhd people: i wrote down my tasks on a sticky note then forgot about the sticky note

[furbearingbrick]

Autistic stereotype: doesn’t feel personal attachment towards anything

Actually being autistic: Hyperfixation makes the world go round!

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[coolxatu]

unquenchable desire to be the protag in an indie film about teenage disillusionment

[anzozi-everywhere]

we’re descended from monkey

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[frogdilf-archive]

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

[axmxz]

fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)

so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine

[wheres-lostboy]

[sinister-moonlight]

Fun fact 2#: All mayor plauges have accured every 20 century.

1720 – The Great Plague of Marseille

1820 – The First Cholera Pandemic

1920 – The Spanish Flu

History is ironically punctual.

[thrandunt]

we could’ve seen this coming but we didnt have 20/20 vision 😔

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

*has bisexual thoughts*

[loreofcardigan]

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

[loreofcardigan]

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

[dollsonmain]

Like chihuahua.

[demigodofhoolemere]

someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[the-memedaddy]

me🐈irl

[ironwoman359-writes]

All my life I have been told that I am “too nice.” As though kindness were a finite thing, and that by spreading mine to everyone I met I was somehow wasting it.  Some have called it naivete, this persistant compassion of mine, but to say I am so callow is to ignore the path that I have walked. The world has tried to teach me cruelty, but I have dug my heels into the soil and refused to bend to its whims. Oh, there have been times where experience has been a brutal teacher. I have been taken advantage of, used for my kindness and then discarded like the peel of an orange that has been squeezed of every last drop of juice. But this will not stop me; if anything, it strengthens my resolve. So do not say that I’m naive, for I know the world is cruel. 

But that does not mean I have to be.

[extramadness]