Where's your degree in Mermaid Science

i dont have a degree in mermaid science either. |24| game designer | art instagram:@participlepotato

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[prokopetz]

Cosmic horror story about the protagonist being driven mad by having forbidden knowledge seared into their mind in which it gradually becomes clear that the protagonist is a housecat and the terrible gnosis that renders even their most familiar intimacies alien to them is the ability to do first grade math.

[prokopetz]

They have difficulty functioning in their daily life because they're constantly seeing maddening patterns beyond mundane perception, but those patterns are merely the product of being able to count higher than three. All forgetting to eat as they obsessively count the pieces of dry kibble in their bowl.

[planetsoda]

who remembers this tweet

[planetsoda]

this is your annual pride month reminder that queer rose is real

[anterieur]

chris fleming truly has his finger on the pulse of tumblr’s zeitgeist

[bartmobile]

[treecitysessions]

[bowlcutprotag]

Literally nobody I know irl knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

[jerkroutine2009]

when chris fleming is almost horizontal midair in the thumbnail you just know the bit is going to go crazy

[despairoftheendless]

Chris Fleming and Steve Buscemi for Vogue

[geneeste]

This is the funniest fucking thing, omg.

THE SAPPHIC MERIDIAN

[partlyironic]

some of my favourite comments as seen on chris fleming's youtube recently

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[flopstat]

who would win

gayle waters-waters

lestat de lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 16

[importantcatpics]

[yourreddancer]

The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.

The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.

Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.

Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.

[greelin]

it’s soso cool how mental health meds can lower your heat tolerance severely and make you sweat buckets. Love this feature

[greelin]

every moment of being alive is like this