A Goddamn Mess

Sagittarius pansexual pronoun-ambivalent, lots of other words too. I am 30 and I’ll try to keep things mostly above board but if you are a child you probably shouldn’t be on here. I have a barely used sideblog to dump my writing in if anyone would like to read it. @themoonwrote

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[nihilistictrash]

reblog if you see your kink:

♡hair pulling

♡having financial stability

♡choking

♡recycling

♡bondage

♡saving the bees

♡role playing

♡having a healthy sleep schedule

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

[escuerzoresucitado]

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[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

Beach Day!

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[snototter]

A Vancouver Coastal sea wolf (Canis lupus crassodon) on Goose Island, British Columbia, Canada

by Brian Starzomski

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn