half-Man, half-Elf

Vince // 26 // kind of a loser ngl // He/Him // 💉 4/29/19 // Cringe and Fail on Main!!!!!!!

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kosmogrl]

[b1rd1e]

not even kidding be SO earnest. Be so honest and forthcoming about your life, your feelings in the pursuit of connection with others, and know being as earnest as possible in your experience is what quells loneliness in those who feel the same way as you do. Is what helps us feel seen. And builds community and resolve within the fact it doesn't have to feel so lonely and insurmountable. we need community and connection. You really are not as alone as you think, we're all scared. we need to hold each others hands

[beadyeyes]

Please email me one weed gummy

[johncagedigicoreremix]

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[twinktorturer]

pornhub.com/ frail men fainting

pornhub.com/frail 18th century men passing out from blood loss after the doctor bleeds them

google

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

[limulid-labs]

Doglet Machine (2025)

[limulid-labs]

This piece is now for sale!

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[threedollarsdotcom]

our plug is named hi

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?