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28 | New York | Love my Daughter, her name is Ivy Rose

[animusrox]

Jingle All The Way (1996) dir. Brian Levant

[idontcarrotall-blog]

“Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, I miss you”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[alienk1ng]

Feeling amazing! I love my family! I love being clean and sober, I love life!

[distinguishedbaloney]

[andrewwolfe]

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[staravenger7285]

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

[alienk1ng]

Does anyone even follow me anymore? Oh and this is Nyx, she is the Goddess of the Night. Bow before her!

[troubleshipping]

“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”

[tumblunni]

Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed

[troubleshipping]

Perfect addition, and I love that so much

[troubleshipping]

Allow me to add a collection of Team Rocket casually sleeping on each other, because this is the only reason I’m alive

Honestly they could have a million beds and they’d still end up sharing one

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[breastexpansionlover]

Way too wholesome for being ignored.

[bigbootybuffet]

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[oe6]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[firstunitarianchurch]

Same energy

[okanb]

[memewhore]

[brandixxoxo]

Today I found out I’m a cavewoman 😂😂😳

[alienk1ng]

Yo I’m crying

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive