“You Wanna Get Murdered By Aliens?”

“bruh i was walking to the public area of exercise with my brother”

[aliensdonthavebombs]

[aliensdonthavebombs]

Mothman: i have a very scientific theory to share with you all

Me: Oh?

Mothman: the jellyfish zombie apocalypse allready happened and thats why they have no brains

Me: Ohhhhhh

Me: *nods*

Jackson: Jellyfish really are the zombies of the ocean huh

[aliensdonthavebombs]

“Spite makes me. Sweaty”

- Jackson, in the Skype group

[aliensdonthavebombs]

Mothman: if she look at tech, she a monopolizing conspiricizing piec of thot

[eucalyptus-sage]

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

[wordsaremylife]

Yes

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[aliensdonthavebombs]

NeCrowGod: Well I got news for you buddy and it starts with fuck

Matt: everything starts with a fuck

GreenHeronBoi: Universe: The Big Fuck

Matt: yes

[morbidmanatee]

I love when someone casually mentions their messed up sleep schedule or that they haven’t eaten anything but popcorn all day and their friends immediately go “YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF RIGHT NOW OR I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH”

[fluffmugger]

Random fact of the day

“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.

The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.

[aliensdonthavebombs]

NeCrowGod: ugh my mouth crackers feel weird

NeCrowGod: what are tehy called

NeCrowGod: bone men

NeCrowGod: t

NeCrowGod: TEETH

[aliensdonthavebombs]

NeCrowGod: YALL REMBER THE MEAT SWIM

GreenHeronBoi: vaguely

GreenHeronBoi: remind me

Bishop: “imma go to the Meat Swim for this”

Bishop: Jasper spawned it tho

Bishop: Bc like

Bishop: Soup

NeCrowGod: no i forgot te word for pool

NeCrowGod: so

NeCrowGod: mea t swim

Bishop: I thought it was soup

NeCrowGod: same difference

Bishop: I swear food was involved

NeCrowGod: POOLS ARE JUST HUMAN SOUP

NeCrowGod: jgfsnh[0rp'ijuy

Bishop: Oh NO

NeCrowGod: HUMAN SOUP HUMAN SOUP

Bishop (Cortana): Yum!

Bishop: Cortana?????

Bishop: What?????

NeCrowGod: SIP

[aliensdonthavebombs]

Late Nightes With The Boiisss

[aliensdonthavebombs]

“I just get so hungry when I’m staring at you”

-Jackson, out loud, while on a Skype call. Wtf. Bro, why.

[aliensdonthavebombs]

the group chat has devolved to saying things like “void cactus up the butt”

why.

[aliensdonthavebombs]

We are the KANGSNAKE huggybuggywuggy F L E S H Y B O I pumpkin spice and everything knife. There is a 99% chance that - CLICK THE TONGUES #VampSquad - we give the Succ™ whip that thiqq water whomp me daddy Head... Moving?? Openly Antisocial external hugging for internal screaming snexually aroused. I would like to introduce the HOMEWORK GODS they have a large capacity for anger “bless with stress” read a void, Snyoe. Who calls sin juice “ketchup”? bro hugs with hair a fucking gos bEXOME AN AUTHOT COMFY as FICK Love and soggy horse! Dorblab is ninth wheel weather god 🤔x20 There's no suicide here, just MURDEROUS TRIANGLES snap crackle S T O P BeanZOOM! Get EATEn you NIRB

- the current skype group name

[aliensdonthavebombs]

Em: The poor fire is trapped! *sends picture of three lit candles*

NeCrowGod: spread it

Harru: Well that’s one way to describe arson

Wren: only if you look at it that way

Harru: Whichever way I look at it, it's still arson

Harru: It's my perspective of arson that matters

[bobbyverse-deactivated20191221]

Be careful how comfortable you get with jokes that cut yourself down and emphasize the false concept that there’s no hope for your future and life is pointless. I get that talking about struggles is important and helps in not feeling alone. There has to be a line though, between “hey here’s something that’s rough so I’m gonna laugh about it” and cheering each other on as you hammer unhealthy concepts deeper into your mind. You are not worthless. You are not ugly. You are not trash. Good is absolutely possible in your future. Don’t forget that words have power. Be careful how much poison you throw in your own well.