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LMS if you would die for Jorge
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Lost dog reunites with his owner after being apart for 3 years đ
I WOULD DIE FOR JORGE
LMS if you would die for Jorge
What I'm currently going through... And will go through again... And again... And again...
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I know this isnât Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying âno, thank youâ, I experimented with saying âIâm engagedâ and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying ânoâ, but then came questions like âso where is your fiancĂ©?â and âhe let you go out by yourself looking like that?â or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancĂ©. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.
His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think Iâm going to take his last name.
Update: the wedding was beautiful
The level of dedication this took is monumental and enviable and if I cared about anything this much I would be much farther in life
@whatwouldwaltdo
This is absolutely fantastic. My goodness.
my cat: screaming, yowling, circling me as i use the can opener on a can of bean
me:
anyway
The Rainforest Cafe takes their theme too far. I was sitting in there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO???
FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKK
I AM SO!!!!
Danger bush
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides âthank you so much aaaahâ because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
Thereâs a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out⊠Give him a smooch
LAD SPOTTED
Update: lad kisses camera
Iâm gonna see if thereâs anything on the other end of the drain
FJDHJDJSNDJD
ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
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New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans arenât looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, theyâre actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would âduckâ be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movieâŠâŠ.DUCK!!!!Â
If this post gets 100,000 notes Iâll start working on the script.
Well thenâŠ
Letâs get to work.
Without further ado, and over a year in the making:
The final draft of the script
just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
where are you gonna keep it
I donât like this post very much
if youâve never seen one before
deer are smaller than you think
raccoons are bigger than you think
bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close
otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that
wolves are bigger than you think
wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully youâll never see one
chipmunks are smaller than you think
so are mice but youâve seen a mouse right
you were right about the size of moose, mostly
pigs are bigger than you think
coyotes are that size
so are foxes
woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type
this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell
buffalo are bigger than youâve ever even imagined. youâve never seen anything that big in your life i promise
i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose
moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it
What??? The fuck????
dolphins are way bigger than you think
I feel educated
Where was this when I was in calculus
why am i only seeing this now like
why do people say âdonât be a pussyâ when talking about weakness more like âdonât be a manâs egoâ because you know there isnât nothing more fragile than that
uhÂ
because âpussyâ is the shortened form of the word âpusillanimousâ, which means âtimid, cowardlyâ
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.Â
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
itâs a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
Goth Clowns are just MimesÂ
My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene MimesÂ
Your gf who works with clowns