its a pun

fake it till ya make it

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i like quizes i like clicking buttons i like results

[olearypoetry]

The human heart was not made to understand goodbye.

- o. leary

[zooiboo]

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

[timbllr]

[normal-horoscopes]

I'm the transgender alchemist that makes the antifa supersoliders

[normal-horoscopes]

If they fall in combat I put their brains in a big internet crystal so they can oppress terfs on twitter

[virgoobby]

i’ve been drunk listening to sour since 2pm is this rock bottom

[plantingcarnations]

i cant believe fearless (taylor’s version) killed prince phillip

[aliensxcyst]

nothing is ever too trashy for tumblr💖💖💖

[twilightronin]

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

the only way to restore humanity is to kill instagram altogether

[andremichaux]

Cougar Town (2009 - 2015)

[sonderin]

Pre-Covid-19 by Noah Brelage (u/Stroy1) via Reddit 

[vintagenatgeo]

May 1978 | Vol. 153, No. 5

[yayitssunny]

Amanda Gorman: The Hill We Climb

[solitarelee]

The sensation of being American is just hating your country and then hearing a white British liberal call America imperialist swine and briefly astral projecting out of your body because they’re not wrong but it feels like there’s maybe some imperialist swine a little closer to them they could be working on 

[solitarelee]

I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU, DAD,

[bauliya]

the sensation of hating america as someone from s third world country and then hearing a white British liberal call Americans imperialist swine and suddenly feeling solidarity with the Boston tea party

[heavenbarnes]

your girl is meant to be working! but instead she made her own quiz!

so please, find out what your underlying motif is, and chuck it in the tags for me to read <3