[sillypix]

hi, i'm hocus! care for a carrd in these trying times?

[sweet-tea-skitty]

Yeah that’s about right

[kailixart]

he's had a really long day

[kangals]

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

[kangals]

reasons i like the horsie Great White:

he's about 6 inches taller and 200lbs heavier than any other horse in the field. big ol honse.

his record kind of sucks and when an interviewer asked his trainer "what do you think [the horse] will need to do to win the derby?' the trainer just said "get a lot better."

the horse was deadset on eating the landscaping shrubbery during the interview

thats all i need, absolutely sold, go get em Great White.

[kangals]

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

[kangals]

guess which one is great white

[parkchanwoohoo]

[cygnus-is-tired]

Borscht Bowl Gossip Sesh ✨

[godhex]

to make a multiple years long story short, my mother and i need a lot of help. my mother is disabled, old, and jobless. i am (not officially) disabled, her caretaker, and jobless. the world is on fire, landlords suck, the current building we're in is bug-infested, molding, has no heating or cooling, and multiple places within it are hazardous, just to name a couple issues. you can do the math.

the gofundme is here.

i also have commissions open like always. the info is here. my ko-fi is here.

[godhex]

idfk what im supposed to do anymore man. nothing's working, nothing's improving, shit's only getting worse. pretend im saying comms are fucking 90% off atp so i can have some reason not to include myself in a statistic. idfk. i cant think straight, everythings just a load of nothing now.

[everydaylouie]

good and evil

[reactionimagearchive]

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[nitronine]

[herne]

[delmondo]

let the chips fall where they may

[condensedmatters]

The dealer and the player....

[enazul]

You’re not ready for this edit

[diesaur]

[tumatawa]

new developments in morioh