can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
Marvel stop being pussy. Stick Tom Hiddleston under heavy UV radiation for a few months until he’s wrinkled like a grape just absolutely uncomfortable to look at absolutely sagging and shit and meanwhile start polishing Chris Hemsworth like a smooth rock and giving him those 2015 roids that they locked up for supply chain issues during phase 2 of the culture war and then only then deliver us an 8 hour Thor & Loki: Blood Brothers TV show. No AI no Robert Downey Jr back from the dead just everyone eating straight boiled chicken and skipping their skincare routine. I do not give a FUUUUCK
I’m talking SAGGING. Straight up BAD to look at. Maybe I’ll do it myself. Matters into my own hands. I kidnap Robert Eggers to direct but there’s a horny woman with a norse mythology PhD pulling his hair ratatouille style the entire time. Federal government on my trail because I stole all the military grade T and distributed it to my boys but before I did I went really crazy on these wealthy bodies. We overshoot Rob Rodi comic art facsimile and land in Liefeld territory it’s uncanny. End of the day before the wrap party which is just an extra pot of boiled chicken and some wonder bread Robert comes up to me he’s crying he’s in tears he just wants to know why. Why did you do it. There’s no lines. The camera can’t stay on them for as long as you want. It’s not natural. This is a very sick production. I can’t look at old Loki anymore. Who is this film for. I grasp him by the shoulders and say Rob it’s for me it’s always been for me. Now get out there and put on the greatest show the world has ever seen
Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kicked his victim off the toilet seat and delivered a violent swing that shattered the porcelain stool.
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#context for this: he didn't actually walk away #he broke his leg in four places and got knocked out #but his first question when he woke up was "is my grandson okay?" #because before the bison charged (some teenagers had been provoking it earlier) #he and his grandson were taking videos and photos of it from a fair distance #they did not engage with the bison inappropriately #< prev tags are important!! #also saw someone else's reblog mention that he did get the bisons attention as it was charging at them so it wouldn't go for his grandson #mans actually a hero for that I'm glad he survived with minimal harm for the hit he took #also they were hundreds of feet away taking pictures so they were being respectful of the animals #fuck the people who antagonized it and put him and his grandkid in danger like that #yellowstone #bison
As a correction I will add: they were definitely NOT a safe distance away.
Yellowstone's MINIMUM recommended safe distance away from bison is 75 feet for this exact reason, because they can close smaller distances very quickly. Still a genuine case of "wrong place, wrong time," because outside of rutting season (for bison, it's summer, which is peak Yellowstone tourist season; for deer, rut is in autumn, so if you hunt/live in deer country, don't assume it's true for all ruminants and let that catch you slipping), you would not expect them to be super close to areas like the dining tables the way this bison was. So by the time this family saw this bull, they were already too close (ballpark, probably 75-100 feet away, is my guess), and it was already too late for them to do anything about it. It's a wild animal. It happens.
Secondly, there is no evidence that this bison had been agitated or provoked by teens. It did CHASE some teenagers earlier that day, because rutting season makes bison aggressive and territorial. We know that's the case because if they had been close enough to provoke this bull, he'd have gored them before ever crossing paths with this 65 year old man, because bison are fast when they're pissed off, and all the teenagers got away safely. Just like this man, it was "wrong place, wrong time."
Thirdly, Carl Isom-McDaniel's broken leg was his femur in four places at the hip and femur head. That's a severe injury that required surgical repair. He's up, walking around, and no TBI, wasn't trampled, so still way better than it could have gone, but the photographer who filmed this encounter and other park attendees nearby had to scream and run at the bison to chase it away from killing this man. So, it's not minimal harm, this is a life-changing injury, especially for an older patient, but everyone is very aware that if you're going to be charged by a bison, this is pretty close to a best case scenario for the outcome.
Lastly: the bison is not going to be euthanized! Park attendees did nothing wrong, and neither did the bull. And no one died. Which is a win when it comes to wildlife. :)
Source: CNN, NY Post
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girl help anthy is ratioing nanami on twitter
nanami: why do i have 500 private qrts????
utena: himemiya, you did that?
anthy: oh, my... i just liked the tweet so much i wanted it on all 500 of my private accounts...
utena: oh, that's a relief. see, nanami? there's a simple explanation for it after all. himemiya just wanted the tweet on all 500 of her private accounts
nanami: HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? YOU PEOPLE ARE S
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honestly i get why elizabeth holmes is convinced she got martyred because you have to think about it from her perspective, literally the entire valley runs on guys just running their mouths until another guy buys them out and turns their scamup into a data services provider and then eventually that guy sells it to jeff bezos, why couldn't it happen for her too? oh suddenly the medical establishment is too good for a para industry of scam bespoke home lab testing that tells you nothing validated? suddenly everyone has not been caping for the mormon dna race science or the gut microbiome fascists or the psychiatry fandom spit testing? it's so much worse to give your blood to a blonde woman recreationally? vengeance for her & anna delvey.
in five years there's going to be enough millenials that scraped 1 William Dollars together to buy a house for themselves and I swear to god we're going to be getting stupid clickbait news articles like 'millenials killing the investment property market?' & 'new trend: millenials actually living in the single house they bought'. meanwhile the luxury properties market of 1 million and above will remain hot as every generation older cashes in on their 30 years of home equity and buys another giant ugly million dollar house.
I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide
ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):
ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").
Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.