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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

machine-unlearning

My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

something-truly-evil

my friend said his flight transmasc

asneakyfox

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

oatmealdiva

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

sludgebitch

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

sludgebitch

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

offwegointothewildblueyonder

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

femjunosteel

i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

phantomrose96

I want to play in the sun!!!!!! Instead they’ve got me writing Teams Message!!!!!!!

phantomrose96

“I want to circle back on the open questions” I want to…! Circle the BLOCK! Where there are 🌲🌲🌲🌳🌳🌳 trrrees

phantomrose96

“I want to touch base” I want to touch 🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🍀🍀🍀🍀 theeeeeee grass

phantomrose96

“We really need a dev plan write-up ASAP. Can you join this lunch time meeting?”

🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️👈👈👈👈 dodent is outside

kipine

Shiny Bulbasaur! 🍃 I finally got one as a starter in LeafGreen!

kipine

How it felt sharing this, haha!

dankmemeuniversity

trashpandaartblog

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

myfavoritedemons

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO LOOK AT MORE OF THE ARTIST'S WORK ON HER INSTAGRAM, IT'S AMAZING

catchymemes

They supporting

cryptic-curation

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

mighty-meerkat

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.