On my High Horse >:]

It’s always something. F. 35. Las Vegas.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[aliiimeliii]

If I stop talking

We have zero conversation.

Am I the only person who has to start a convo? I’m tired. I’m annoyed. I’m unhappy.

[aliiimeliii]

I just looked over at my miniature space needle and imagined plunging the point of it repeatedly

I give up

[aliiimeliii]

I want to die. Right now. I just want to end. I don’t want to anymore. I can’t do it anymore. I’m finally ugly. I have no more point or purpose. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I pass out when they draw my blood for tests because I don’t have enough. Can’t I just fucking go out in my sleep. Can’t it all just stop? Can I stop waking up.

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[looo-ch]

[fairycosmos]

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[aliiimeliii]

This is so real.

No one tells you growing up that you rot faster as you age too. Don’t stop moving.

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[aliiimeliii]

You look pretty drunk.

This is either a compliment or you were telling me I looked drunk. Which is odd cuz I wasn’t really even drunk last night.

[aliiimeliii]

There’s something especially rude about waking up after finally getting good sleep and immediately remembering your life is still waiting where you left it.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[aliiimeliii]

I just realized

When this vibrator dies, I’m probably never going to be able to cum again. The new ones they make don’t have the same motor. 🥲 I wore all the other ones out. It’s a bummer. But my pussy May be reaching the point of extreme uselessness. I might be perimenopause?!? lol or I’m being targeted by online ads. Am I officially just some old lady on the internet now?

🥲 I will miss being able to cum.

[aliiimeliii]

I’m afraid I have reached the point of now return