Loric aunt

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John☀️

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LL characters as (even more) things my friends have said

Part I Part II

Kopano: "yodas my dad"

Isabela: "NO HES NOT"

Kopano: "yes he is! hes old and green and wrinkly and awesome!"

Sarah: why are you so cute?

John: uh, global warming??

Sam: "I WANNA HAWK TUAH THAT DRAGON, SIR!"

Daniela: I will be in the alps and I will be enjoying soft european cheeses and I will never go to Newark

Eight: I was more than happy being a mountain hermit

Sarah: “If there’s one thing white people know how to cook, is meth!”

Sam: founding fathers aka declaration daddies

Sandor: Wouldn’t be the first time someone made out with someone they wish they hadn’t while drunk

Sandor: Happy thanksgiving, by the way!

Ella: I had to remove your autism, sorry

Five:

Five: what autism

Sam: So, how much Tylenol did you take when you were pregnant with me?

Sam’s mom: So. Much. Tylenol

Malcolm, unironically with a touch of despair: Do I have skibidi rizz????

Six, softly: Management retreat?

Sam: Treat?!

Six: No treat

Sam: Ow:(

Einar: And he lost because he was a closeted homosexual

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Who is the biggest nerd

Two

John

Nine

Ella

Sam

You

Voting ended onDec 25, 2025

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Sam: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. 
John: Oh, you’ve been? 
Sam: Once. In Monopoly.

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Sandor, teaching young Nine: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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LL characters as (more) things my friends have said:

Part I

Sam: Discrete on my math till I quadrilateral

Nine: So, John, how does it feel to be a domestic terrorist?

Maiken: "they look...pronouns!!"

Sam, about Where’s Waldo: He’s kinda fine low key

Six: Dmang

Six: Damng

Six: I misspelled my misspelling

Sam, to Stanley the cat: You would be one of those moms in the eighties that was in Moms against metal music

Sarah: I WOULD FUCK A GHOST! JUST NOT ONE THAT I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY WITH!

Ghost: If Nemo refuses to save me while I’m drowning, my first and second option are Max

Max: I love how I’m the first *and* second option

Nemo: The first option being yell for Max, and the second option is yell louder for Max

Max: Third option is call emergencies

Nine: “I’ll get a puzzle piece earring just for you”

Five: “wtf”

Nine: “hey, autism speaks✊😔”

Caleb: Random question, do you like milk, and also how tall are you

Einar: Fuck you

Sam: "yeah its like a 2 million word sonic bible fanfic"

Sarah: " .................. oh god”

Sandor: “There’s a difference between drunk driving and drunk crashing, and I don’t crash”

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Accent headcannons:

With @adamussutekh @aroace-number-eight

John: As he spent many years traveling, mostly around the states that border the US, he has a bit of a mix. He pronounces certain words in a very recognizable accent, but most of the time it isn’t very clear.

Five: Florida Keys accent. Not an accent you get from growing up there, but one you get as you are forced to adapt

Six: The most generic American accent that is possible to achieve

Marina: A thick Spanish accent with an occasional bit of loric hints.

Eight: Garhwali accent (Garhwali is a language spoken within India, spoken in the Garhwal region in the state of Uttarakhand, India, located near the Greater Himalayas)

Nine: an unusually strong loric accent from Capital City which he got from Sandor, and it never really went away because he rarely ever interacted with people long enough for the accent of any place to ever stick.

Sam: Ohio accent. That’s it. Born and raised

Adam: Mogadorian accent which is vaguely similar to an Egyptian accent

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My propaganda for the ship bracket is that if you all eliminate every ship with Nine I will publish at least one fanfic

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Watching from the sidelines as everyone publishes propaganda about their ships because of the the LL ship brackets is so amusing

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Five: Nine, I sense hostility.

Nine: Good, because I hate you.

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Sam: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

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Eight: You know, Five, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Five: ...

Five: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns

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Marina: Truth or dare?

Nine: Truth

Marina: When was the last time you slept?

Nine: … Dare

Marina: Go to sleep

Nine:

Nine: I don’t like this game.

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new movie poster dropped

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Eight: *transforms to look like Nine* 
Nine: Okay, are you BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Me, telling a friend about Lorien Legacies: So, they go live in Ohio-

Friend: Of fucking course it’s Ohio

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Nine: You think you’re better than women because you’re a misogynist

Nine: I think I’m better than women, because I think I’m better than everyone else

Nine: Be better