i (sadly) love men that are covered in blood

Alex -- she/they -- bisexual + genderfluid -- 27 -- been here far too long -- if i know you irl do me a favor and pretend this blog never existed -- icon by cerealism_tattoo on insta

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[fairycosmos]

there used to be things to watch on youtube

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[miraculoushedgehog]

Any clip of Eloise in Bridgerton: I do not want to be courted by some lord. I don’t really like children and I have a traumatic association with childbirth. I feel suffocated in the ton and bored out of my mind in the country. Polite society is exhausting and I want to make my own way in the world.

The comments every single time: OMGGGG JUST WAIT FOR PLANT DADDY 🤤🌳🌱 YOU’RE GONNA LOVE RAISING HIS KIDS AWAY FROM EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER LOVED!!!ELOISE DOESNT REALIZE YET THAT ALL SHE NEEDS IS FOR HER LITERAL WORST NIGHTMARE TO HAPPEN AND THEN SHE’LL LOOOOVVVVVVEEEE BEING A PERFECT LITTLE STEPFORD WIFE

[thememedaddy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[segamascott]

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[karcatgirl-vantas]

when he's right he's right

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[cleric-chono-is-my-everything]

can you imagine how good fandoms would be if fans thought of women as human beings

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[nata-natfan]

Mr smugnificent bastard 😼