āThe Princess Brideā sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
āSleep well. Iāll most likely kill you in the morning.ā
āYouāre trying to kidnap what Iāve rightfully stolen.ā
āWhile youāre at it, why donāt you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?ā
āTheyāre terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.ā
āI can cope with torture.ā
āGet used to disappointment.ā
āYouāve made your decision then?ā
āFrankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.ā
āI would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.ā
āAm I going mad, or did the word āthinkā escape your lips?ā
āYour vote of confidence is overwhelming.ā
āI admit it, you are better than I am.ā
āYou never said anything about killing anyone.ā
āYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.ā
āYou mock my pain!ā
āTruly, you have a dizzying intellect.ā
āDo you always begin conversations this way?ā
āThis is true love; you think this happens every day?ā
āAustralia is entirely peopled with criminals!ā
āThereās not a lot of money in revenge.ā
āYou mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.ā
āAnyone who says differently is selling something.ā
āAnybody want a peanut?ā
āI do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.ā
āDeath cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.ā
āThe battle of wits has begun.ā
āI wasnāt nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but thatās not the same thing.ā
āWeāll never succeed. We may as well die here.ā
āPlease understand I hold you in the highest respect.ā
āIsnāt there any way you trust me?ā
āYouāre trying to trick me into giving away something. It wonāt work.ā
āIāll explain, and Iāll use small words so that youāll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.ā
āI told you I would always come for you. Why didnāt you wait for me?ā
āIām not saying Iād like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.ā
āYou can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.ā
āWhat hideous sin have you committed lately?ā
āYes, youāre very smart. Shut up.ā
āThereās a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.ā
āThat doesnāt leave much time for dilly-dallying.ā
āWhere I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.ā
āIt would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.ā
āI challenge you to a battle of wits.ā
āLook, I donāt mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so Iād appreciate it if you wouldnāt distract me.ā
āDo you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.ā
āYou be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.ā
āPlease consider me as an alternative to suicide.ā

















