Alisa Rii

here for a good time, not a long time

[thebootydiaries]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[alisaaahdude]

me w instagram or youtube

[waterdnp]

[darnkmemes]

[our-kpopreact]

Wifi: connected

Me:

[africanaquarian]

i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it

[cosmic-noir]

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

[thebootydiaries]

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärea

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[alisaaahdude]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[wallacewes-blog]

[the-introvertedleo]

[alisaaahdude]

[love-is-a-game-you-say]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic

[thesavagemess-blog]

me

[alisaaahdude]

the signs as sweet couple things

aries: playful bantering, mock insults and teasing that neither of you means

taurus: eating each other's food without asking, buying your partner their favorite food for no specific reason

gemini: starting to leave your things at each other's places without noticing it

cancer: always being there for each other as a shoulder to cry on

leo: liking all of each other's selfies, calling your partner when they don't

virgo: hating all the same things/people, but hating them together

libra: staying up until morning talking to each other about anything and everything

scorpio: understanding each other without words, having a connection that runs deeper than what you project on the outside

sagittarius: having a million inside jokes and referencing them in public until people think you're both insane

capricorn: texting each other at 4am about a random fact or article that excited you -- then going on rants together about how cool it is

aquarius: knowing what your partner needs even when they don't say it, taking care of them without being asked

pisces: cuddling together on the couch, using each other's shoulders as pillows when you're tired in public

[alisaaahdude]

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me