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the signs as the 12 greek archetypes

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aries: the hero; // proves themself through courageous acts, fears being seen as a coward, prone to moments of arrogance, competent and courageous

taurus: the orphan; // desires a connection with others, longs to fit in, has amazing empathy, sometimes is too easily taken advantage of

gemini: the magician; // a visionary with a goal to make things happen, can fall into a cycle of being manipulative easily, desires mutual understanding for the world

cancer: the lover; // spends time with places and people that they love, often emotional, strong desire to please others, desires intimacy and experience

leo: the ruler; // on a plight to be recognized for their achievements and achieve greatness, fears lack of control, wants to make their environment a happy one for their family/community

virgo: the caregiver; // inward desire to protect and care for others, fears ingratitude, insightful and compassionate, can allow their perfectionism to become martyrdom if they aren't careful

libra: the creator; // longs to create things with lasting value, tries to realize others visions, creates culture, indecisive on plan of action

scorpio: the rebel; // driven by passion, vengeful, leads revolutions against wrong-doers, strong sense of moral but often commits crime while trying to make things better, longs to overturn inefficiency

sagittarius: the jester; // lives in the moment with the desire for full enjoyment, aims to lighten up the world around them, tells hilarious jokes, mis-seen as a practical joker

capricorn: the sage; // uses intelligence and wisdom to understand the world and enlighten others, seeks information, fears being misled

aquarius: the explorer; // hates being fenced in, wants the freedom to explore themselves by exploring their world & to experience a more fulfilling life, can become isolated if their wanderlust isn't kept in check

pisces: the innocent; // wants freedom of self for everyone, ultimately desires happiness, tries to do the right thing and fears accidental wrongdoing, optimistic, misunderstood as boring for moments of naivety

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the signs on first dates

aries: how the date goes is 99% based on how their date dresses, tbh. the type that will spend 2 hours getting ready for a date to the movies.

taurus: they really want to go get food for their first date. they're both overly sensitive and oblivious at the same time.

gemini: puts their best foot forward. subtlety tries to make themselves seem more appealing.

cancer: wants to know everything about their date's life from the very start. asks a lot of questions.

leo: won't stop talking -- they talk over everything their date says. it only gets worse when they're nervous.

virgo: making small talk until you insult something they like, then they're just shoving breadsticks in their purse and leaving.

libra: actually wants to have a normal conversation, or just sit in silence if the date calls for it. probably has the most 'normal' first dates.

scorpio: stares down their date the entire time. maybe they want to fuck you, maybe they hate you, maybe they're not paying attention. you won't ever know.

sagittarius: cracks a million jokes and laughs so hard that they almost choke on their food. probably gets noise complains from all the laughter.

capricorn: starts an intellectual conversation, which quickly turns into a heated debate. can either end with a shared passion or a mutual hatred.

aquarius: goes in between silence and chatter. it's impossible to tell if they're enjoying themselves or not.

pisces: overly polite. apologies for the tiniest things. makes a good impression on the staff at the date location and ends up using the same compliment on their date twice.

the signs as types of crying

loud screaming until your throat hurts crying: scorpio, cancer, gemini, leo, virgo

silent tears and trying not to make too much noise: pisces, aquarius, sagittarius

holding back tears through wet eyes and gasping for breath: aries, taurus, libra, capricorn

the signs as weird professional sports

(seriously google them)

aries: shin kicking

taurus: bed racing

gemini: unicycle polo

cancer: professional pillow fighting

leo: birdman rallies

virgo: extreme ironing

libra: cheese rolling

scorpio: oil wrestling

sagittarius: "zorbing"

capricorn: chess boxing

aquarius: dwarf throwing

pisces: sheep counting