Lit Alisa

don’t be fooled by my color scheme, i’m not as cool as it seems

[cruelfeast]

tits… tiddies……… boobs even. & breasts.

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[halorvic]

Found this little guy in the dishwasher

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[sayruq]

the last day you can reblog this

[britp0p-deactivated20210628]

i hope in 2020 u

learn to love yourself

learn u r worth loving

have more good days than bad

pet a lot of dogs

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[ladydragon76]

So mote it be.

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[drunkenhills]

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

[icedcoffee-and-oldmusic-deactiv]

this isn’t 100% punk but dude down to it this is the essence of punk

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[baekphia]

i dont ever trust a “people get too offended nowaways” ass bitch

[april]

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

[politijohn]

Bernard is done playing around

[sweetkingcrown]

AND WAS WELL PAID FOR EXERCISING THANKS SUCKERS$$$$$$$$$$$$

[politijohn]

How much was Bernie paid to get arrested for protesting school segregation in 1963?

...Or when he literally chained himself to a black woman protesting the issue?

How much was Bernie paid to March with MLK in 1965?

How much was Bernie paid to March alongside unions and working Americans demanding a $15 mins. wage?

How much was Bernie paid to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline?

How much was Bernie paid to demand that the US implement a universal health care system?

[rashemibabe]

Why would he pay a cop to arrest him for woke points in the 50s??

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

[catchymemes]

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[strangehorse]

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

[profeminist]

https://www.instagram.com/thedailypolitique

[nerdlingwrites]

The white tears in the notes are… WOW. You’d think I’d be used to it by now but I am always boggled by the intensity of white fragility.