Last time, I swear

Alison. 29. Canada. She/her. Give yourself a try. 5sos side blog : ironic-cal.tumblr.com

[two-bees-poetry]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[sowedpearls]

[caats]

[kosmogrl]

my friend and I were arguing over this today so please tell me

do you sleep with your earrings on?

NO??

yes

Voting ended onDec 14, 2024

[epically-epic-epicosity]

[absentlyabbie]

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[disteal]

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

[disteal]

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

[disteal]

i don’t think i posted it but here’s how the horsethey in question responded to this

[ashprince-of-bel-air]

Just third degree yearns for all my fictional husbands.

[amelielb]

Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.

[bitchesgetriches]

The Library Is a Magical Place and You Should Fucking Go There

[pret-boy]

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

[academic-vampire]

𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪🪻

[bacoose]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

[bacoose]

I regret to inform several people in the notes that grink doesn't mean grinch twink

[kaiasky]

How many piercings have you had?

0, don't want

0, want

1 (e.g. one ear)

2 (e.g. both lobes)

3-4

5-8

9-16

17-32

33+

nuance

Voting ended onDec 19, 2024

Count piercings that have closed up (and double-count them if you went to a piercing place to get them re-pierced)

Use your own judgement on what "a piercing" is. but generally im aiming at "number of times a piercing needle or gun has been used on you, intentionally, for aesthetic purposes"

feel free to give the where/when breakdown in the tags u want also?

[sybaritick]

you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way

[godblessyoublackemperor]

everyone look at these funeral traffic cones

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Goth VLC media player

[superkursunaskr]

all the moons of 2024

[sosuperawesome]

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