Alissa

Nevada. 21.

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[cashcutie]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

foolproof plan

[flowury]

i like to get inspired and then not act on it and waste away in my bed

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[averagefairy]

icona pop said “i crashed my car into a bridge, i don’t care i love it” and we all really just accepted that

[theonceandfuturestudent]

Y’all : Brexit

Me, an intellectual : The Great British Break Off

[bloodfreakpropaganda]

I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

[hymnsofheresy]

peace be with y’all

[hymnsofheresy]

you. you get it. 

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[fabled-lamb]

fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 

[guy]

this is cute but im out here tryna be ridden like a goddamn racehorse

[screenshotsofdespair]

via @textless

[firedrill]

relationship goals: having one

[fullmetalfisting]

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[paramaline]

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

[finalfantasyvii]