chronically online

why am i still here

[zazby]

hey have you changed your url recently(ish)? we’re mutuals but I don’t think I recognize it so either it’s new or I’m just forgetful lmao

yeah! it was halolovechild, i didn’t think anyone would notice since i just came back after like a 2-3 year long hiatus lol

[rednines]

I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage

[superchat]

who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat

[minervablues]

[pancake-syrup]

[gsirvitor]

[biiigwinged]

If this is the real dub I am dying to know what she was cooking in Japanese.

[glitter-and-gasoline-deactivate]

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[iwashandpicked]

[marisatomay]

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

[marisatomay]

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”

[cowboy]

Legit the scariest stream I've ever seen

[pinene]

Salmon when they narrowly escape a bear ^

[sluttynurse]

he is somehow stupider than the majority of people who use tiktok

[quisevadet]

[egberts]

stock photos of stuffed animals found on tumblr throughout 2022

[crazy-brazilian]

[nessa007]

[radiofreederry]

[doggosource]

The duality of nature

[valtsv]

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

[dildeaux]

[mens-rights-activia]

[nessa007]

twitter reacts to greta thunberg destroying andrew tate

+ (what an absolute legend)