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if the terror had been made in the 50s i think bette davis should have played francis crozier

Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.

Circa 1640, sketch

British Museum, London

There’s a drawing by Rembrandt, I think it’s the greatest drawing ever done. It’s in the British Museum and it’s of a family teaching a child to walk, so it’s a universal thing, everybody has experienced this or seen it happen. Everybody. I used to print out Rembrandt drawings big and give them to people and say: “If you find a better drawing send it to me. But if you find a better one it will be by Goya or Michelangelo perhaps.” But I don’t think there is one actually. It’s a magnificent drawing, magnificent.

(David Hockney)

ocelotonatrain

The head donut is the baby proofing. We put rubber over sharp corners, they put a donut on the baby’s head.

The one below is from the Met and is from the early 19th century. As you can see in the drawing, the design didn’t change much from Rembrandt’s time. According to the Met, they were called bumpers or pudding caps.

#q

xalatath

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

y2k-fantastic

SONY vaio

actually the best adaptation of the odyssey is this wildly trippy animation that came pre loaded onto the sony vaio desktop my family owned in 1996

#best computer ever made it's all been downhill from there #Youtube

capsfromtrek

#star trek #ds9

sleepy-bebby

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

bandydear

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

gallusrostromegalus

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

#what i imagine tyrannosaurs sounded like #q

letseyx

Revolutionary Rom

#star trek #ds9

hyperions-fate

Fascinated by how Ingmar Bergman invented a fictional land of irredeemable evil and psychic terror as the setting for his films. Fortunately, 'Sweden' isn't real.

nobrashfestivity

Harald Sohlberg, Early 1900s

typingwithmyhandstied

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

heavenslittlemachine-deactivate

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world