sweetie pie

he/him

[paparoach]

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[ovur]

You have to use your phone when you have a really bad headache

[sata-cable]

[bathroomcube]

[faunem]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

actually i was recently attacked by jeff the killer

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists have discovered that the truest form of love was between two bugs in the year 708

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on

[dogpuppy]

[synthwizardromance]

Maybe he died on the toilet #D.B. Pooper

[kingcatnine]

maybe prometheus's liver is the eagles safe food?

[nochillvids]

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

[anglaised]

r/amithetadpole

[maidthings]

??

[person918x]