[autistichollander]

hi im kit and i am no better than luca haas

28, autistic, pan + transmasc (they/he)

home of shane "the squirterrrr" hollander and the shorm <3

this blog is like 98% heated rivalry but i like a lot of things so they'll end up here too. also i dont have a tagging system so....good luck😋

ask is always open+mutuals feel free to dm me/ask me for my discord! MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW ME! THIS IS AN 18+ SPACE

✨banners by @ilyasmole✨

[daenerys-targaryen]

anyways take heat waves seriously. heat strokes and heat exhaustion are real. drink water. wear sunscreen. stay covered or in shaded areas if you can. pay attention to your skin - if it’s super flushed and your face is redder than usual, get under some shade and cool down IMMEDIATELY. pay attention to kids and elders too.

[miscelium]

okay what are everyone's hope and dreams for the s2 press tour i'll go first: hudson on ziwe, connor on very important people with vic michaelis, and both of them on a throuple chicken shop date

[boitterfly]

[nhlportraits]

Dress him up!

[cuppydogshane]

actually regardless of what he has going on in the genital area i need more shane that is embodying that minxy little 😏 face he does when hes under ilya Multiple Times in canon. like he knows what the fuck he has and is dangling it in front of his man

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[batsnacks]

Full NSFW here!

[ilyasmole]

the way shane goes "they all have a king sized bed" all soft and flirty and he's just staring at ilya's lips and he wants to be fucked so bad

[themoonandmyman]

but im a pleak… Im a weirdo… what the hell am I doing here ….

[kosmogrl]

[cuppydogshane]

can i say something. Shane in his nighttime tampa hotel room outfit was kinda giving Pleakley

[lesbianlandry]

pleaked up on a thursday...

[russianblush]

CONNOR STORRIE as LANCE KINGSTON CRIMINAL MINDS EVOLUTION

[boitterfly]

what’s shane listening to here wrong answers only

[gaynehollander]

Ilya Rozanov can literally break Shane's spirit just by depriving him of his cock. Shane can take orgasm denial, he can take impact play, he can take any goddamn physical punishment, he's the best damn hockey player in the league, you think he can't push through pain and discomfort? You think he doesn't revel in controlling his body? But Ilya refusing to fuck him? Refusing to use his mouth? Refusing to even come on him? Devastating. Ilya ties Shane down on the bed and jerks himself off in front of him, close enough that Shane can see every minute twitch, every bead of precum, but far enough away that there is no hope any of it will land on him. When Ilya cums all over his palm, a streak of it lands on the mattress only a couple of inches away, just slightly out of reach of Shane's tongue and when I tell you that boy sobs as he watches Ilya wipe his hand with a tissue and throw it in the trash, without so much as giving Shane a taste, it is the god's honest truth.

[officialpenisenvy]

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x09 || 3x13