wonder sleeps here

I'm Paige and I have nothing cool to contribute to anything at all

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

wiggling, care to join me ?

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[bbcsherlock]

[teathattast]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: oakdale the mouse!

[teashoesandhair]

Oh no… I saw a wiggly worm on the pavement and it looked sad and so I said “oh no, mister worm, you are in a very sorry state… back into the thicket with you!” and I gently put it back into the grass, and then I turned around and there was a TEENAGER LAUGHING AT ME… why are The Youth so cruel

[xxinfinitydiesxx]

Tag yourself I’m both

[teashoesandhair]

I’m the OP and yet somehow also the worm

[blackcountrygateau]

I’m not OP because I can tell the difference between grass and a thicket

[teashoesandhair]

I’m OP and because I was physically present I can confirm that there was, indeed, a thicket, as in a group of tall bushes and trees belonging in this case to a local park, set back perhaps five or six paces from the pavement, to which I walked and carried my new worm pal and gently laid them on the ground

I am aware that I said ‘grass’ in the original post but this is because - and maybe I fucked up here, I don’t know, I’m not a worm expert - I put the worm on the floor of the thicket, which happened to consist of grass, and not at the top of a fucking tree

[boookuto]

we’re all FOOLS just waiting to come across a fucking cat on the street. God Bless

[mutant-radio]

[alittlebithigherthanatlantis]

hi can I not be in awful pain every day thanks

[729458729485924-deactivated2020]

Look 👀 alive 😃😄 Sunshine ☀️😎 109 in the sky 🌤️☁️ but the pigs 👮👮‍♀️🐖🐖 won’t quit 😤😤😤 You’re here with me 🤙 Dr. Death Defying 😏😏 I’ll be your surgeon 😷 your proctor 👨‍🏫 your helicopter 🚁 Pumping ✊⛽ out the slaughtermatic 🔪💀 sounds 🔉🔊 to keep you alive 💯💯🤯 A system failure ☠️😠 for the masses 😢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧  antimatter⚛️👩‍🔬 for the master plan 📝💣 Louder 🔊📣 than God’s ✝️ revolver 🔫🔫 and twice ✌️ as shiny 🌟🌟 This one’s 1️⃣ for all of you rock'n'rollers 🤘👨‍🎤 All you crash queens 💥👸 and motor babies 🏍️👶 Listen up! 🗣️🗣️🗣️📢 The future ⌛⏰ is bulletproof! 🔫✊😲 The aftermath 🌋🚧 is secondary! 2️⃣‼️ It’s time ⏰ to do it now 😆 and do it loud! 😈😈 KILLJOYS 😂☝️MAKE SOME NOISE! 😄😤‼️🥁🎸💥🌡️🎵🎶🌠⚡🔥🔥

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

howdy folks hows it

*huge elongated breathing noise* going?

[alittlebithigherthanatlantis]

GUESS who accidently chucked her purse in the bin at work without realising

On a day that the cleansers decided to come earlier than they ever have

And had to stand next to the rubbish compressor at work, in a massive hospital disposal yard, while my bank card, ID, and cash was getting destroyed within it

[postmaker-deactivated20160527]

…………………………………………..slime man and garfunkel

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[inahiddenplace]

me: *eats an orange and moves on*