this is definitely too niche for comprehension but i've just realised that Humphrey from BBC Ghosts would be a perfect candidate for the Headless Hunt from the Harry Potter books...
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this is definitely too niche for comprehension but i've just realised that Humphrey from BBC Ghosts would be a perfect candidate for the Headless Hunt from the Harry Potter books...
how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
arthur is hilarious every time he has to do something dangerous hes like “i will go alone. with merlin” every single time without fail. “i will go alone. merlin prepare the horseS plural you’re coming with me”
THE DI ANGELO CASE CRIME
so theres a backstory to this @aristotlencheese made a post abt will and nico headcanons and one of which was abt the 'di angelo case' (scroll to #9 in the post to see it) being a mildly famous true crime case so i asked them if i could like make a post abt like explaining the story of the case of bianca and nico and they said yes :) so here ya go ladies n gents n nb besties
Maria di Angelo was a young Catholic-Christian Italian woman who had immigrated from Venice to Washington, D.C. Her family and friends reported she was a bold and carefree woman who absolutely loved her children, her daughter Bianca and her son Nico, who were born out of wedlock. She claimed to have not known who their father was, but one day, on May 1st, 1938, she took her children out of their house. When a neighbor asked where she was going, Maria replied, “I’m taking them to meet their father.” She then took a taxi to a nearby hotel, where eyewitnesses said they saw her, in the lobby of the hotel, talking to a man in a black pinstripe suit while her two children played nearby. That was the last time Maria was ever seen alive because not two minutes later, the hotel they were in exploded.
Now here’s where it gets tricky. No one’s sure how the hotel exploded. Eyewitnesses to the explosion claimed a huge bolt of lightning had hit it, but news reports claimed it was a gas leak. On top of this, even though Nico and Bianca had been playing close to their mother, and Maria’s disfigured corpse was found at the scene along with dozens of others, the di Angelo siblings had seemingly disappeared. In the days that followed, there were several eyewitness reports that claimed there were two children matching the physical descriptions of Bianca and Nico being led around by a middle-aged man wearing a pinstripe suit similar to the one of the di Angelo father, and this man was also holding a briefcase.
Some eyewitnesses worked up the courage to ask the di Angelo lookalikes, but the children claimed that the man was a lawyer taking them to a hotel to meet up with their dad. When asked about their mother, the children said that they had never met her.
In the 84 years since this case has risen, no one has managed to crack it. Many investigators traced it to a hotel and casino in Las Vegas, called the ‘Lotus Hotel & Casino’, but any detectives who actually left to visit the hotel were never seen again. It is now considered a cold case.
Next time: The Jackson-Ugliano Kidnappings and Disappearances – the story of a 12-year-old boy who everyone had thought had killed his mother and destroyed his stepfather’s Camaro. Tune in to find out what really happened in the May of 2005.
I'm in love with the birth mother's plot point and went hunting for info and found the mothers names:
Klaus' mother is obvs called Rachel Herschberger
Viktor's mother is called Tatiana but the only reason this is known is bc it can be heard in the first ep. the actress is credited for playing 'teenage girl'
which leaves Ben's mother who is also only credited as 'teenage girl' unless her name is also spoken? idk i can't speak Korean (also can't speak Russian, wiki pointed out the name)
JAYME & FIVE HARGREEVES The Umbrella Academy S03E01 | “Meet the Family”
My only comment on Umbrella Academy season 3 is that Diego’s Footloose hallucination drew direct visual parallels to the final dance scene in the original Footloose, which tells me that canonically Diego Hargreeves has watched Footloose start to finish enough times to hallucinate it’s visuals.
Klaus: Why would you give a knife to Stanley?
Diego: He said he felt unsafe!
Klaus: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Diego: …
Diego: Do you want a knife?
#The wandafication of Allison Hargreeves is real
Things about the Umbrella Academy’s childhood we’ve been told:
Viktor used to cry when the others stepped on ants
Diego told Klaus that he would grow pubes if he licked a battery when they were 8
Luther used to marry Viktor’s action figures; Viktor caught him doing that
Ben and Diego made Allison’s Teddy say “Luther smells Dad’s underwear”
Klaus broke his jaw when he was 12 years old after falling down the stairs trying to walk on Grace’s heels
After Five went missing Viktor would make sandwiches for him and leave them on the ground with the light on
Allison rumored her way into a soccer club
Diego and Klaus huffed paint together in the basement
Luther wanted to go to summer camp; Reginald told him he would never go
Klaus finding the Kugelblitz almost immediately, telling Diego about it, Diego dismissing it, and them both forgetting about it really sums up their relationship perfectly. True clown on clown behavior
the umbrella academy | s3 + tumblr text posts
Some guy: Are you or are you NOT an enemy of the people?!
Lester:
Meg:
Lester: That’s such an open ended question, if you think about it
Meg: It really depends on the people
Wait hear me out here, if Egyptian gods exist in the MCU now, that means Carter and Sadie Kane exist in the MCU, and therefore Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase do too, and therefore Magnus Chase does as well and MCU Thor and Loki are just cosplayers of the actual Thor and Loki cos the actual ones literally made fun of them in the first Magnus Chase book
hc lester gets sunburnt extremely easily because the other sungods are getting their revenge on him for stealing their spotlight for millenia
rethinking pjo and i have to say the whole greek vs roman thing is waaaaayy funnier when you remember that olympus is on the empire state building in manhattan and the egyptians set up shop in brooklyn and the norse folk live up in boston like...
everyone else gets along just fine its a bit tense maybe but everyone stays in their lanes but those romans had to get yeeted all the way to california to prevent civil war. annabeth is meeting up with magnus and co for family dinner and the kanes are heckling percy from their balcony as he cuts past the 21st nome while skating. riordan couldve put them in chicago for that ny vs windy city culture clash or even just like. idk queens or whatever but no, the romans were such massive insufferable pricks that everybody agreed to not move to the west coast and just didnt tell the romans lmao