𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚢. private & highly selective wayne munson. follows back from chivalrites. befriended by al ( he / him, 22, est. )
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𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚢. private & highly selective wayne munson. follows back from chivalrites. befriended by al ( he / him, 22, est. )
no billy hargrove apologists, no creeps, no drama, 18+ only.
( main blog. ) ( temporary rules. )
munson and munson
Wayne having to sneak into Eddie’s room for the pepper shaker and the loaf of bread. Making a sandwich in the Munson residence is like a scavenger hunt.
More Wayne facts: got his first job when he was 11, is an avid reader (mainly reads murder mysteries and westerns), library card holder, was homeless for a short time in his early 20s, power nap enjoyer, can cook but is usually too tired to do it, mechanically inclined, gave up smoking in his 20s because he couldn’t afford cigarettes, started smoking again when he could afford cigarettes, former shrimp fisherman, has never been in a long term romantic relationship
“I’m his caretaker, I’m his guardian, and so that established that dynamic between us. And I understand, and I probably saw a lot of crap that Eddie had to deal with growing up with whatever parents he had. Probably some abuse, trauma. I saw that, and I made it my mission.” - Joel Stoffer
Fun fact: Wayne plays the harmonica.
please kind sir give us an embarrassing baby/little eddie story
❝ I came up from Georgia for his first birthday. Hadn’t seen him since he was born. ❞ Eddie’s daddy had run off at the time. Wayne DOESN’T mention that or the STATE he found the young Mrs. Munson in when he arrived on that day in 1967. ❝ Got him a chocolate cake from the store and set him up on the porch with a slice. Most of it ended up going on his face. He didn’t eat much. Just played in it. Happy as can be. He knew he was making a mess, laughed about it and kept looking at us like he was waiting for us to stop him. We had to hose him off with the water hose before we took him back inside. ❞
❝ I’ve got pictures, you want to see them? ❞
dustin: I never even saw him get mad
wayne, breathing a sigh of relief: oh. bless your heart. it wasn’t my nephew.
🐝 * ― 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( found family is one of my all time favorite tropes so i’ve decided to make these starters , including both fluff and angst. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ you’re like the family i wish i had. ❜ ❛ i trust you with my life. ❜ ❛ please don’t ever leave me. ❜ ❛ you’re the only person i have left ! ❜ ❛ you’re more than just a friend to me. you’re family. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to be alone anymore. ❜ ❛ you’re the closest thing to a brother / sister i have. ❜ ❛ come on , give me a hug. ❜ ❛ i love you , [name]. ❜ ❛ you’re my favorite person in the whole world. ❜ ❛ thank you for always being there for me. ❜ ❛ this means more to me than you can imagine. ❜ ❛ i care about you and i will always care about you. ❜ ❛ you’re acting like my mom. ❜ ❛ shut up and let me comfort you. ❜ ❛ i’ve never been part of a group before. ❜ ❛ you have no idea just how important you are to me. ❜ ❛ i seriously regret letting you move in with me. ❜ ❛ can you just hold me for a while ? ❜ ❛ i couldn’t ask for a better friend. ❜ ❛ is this what family is supposed to be like ? ❜ ❛ i wish we had grown up together. ❜ ❛ it feels like you’ve always been part of my life. ❜ ❛ you know me better than anyone. ❜ ❛ just leave me alone , okay ? ❜ ❛ this place is the closest thing to home i have. ❜ ❛ i’m so lucky i got to meet you. ❜ ❛ if you ask me , this whole ‘blood is thicker than water’ thing is nonsense. ❜ ❛ you’re making me feel a little less lonely. ❜ ❛ just face it , you’re stuck with me now - whether you want to or not. ❜ ❛ i want to grow old with you. ❜ ❛ you’re the first person who has accepted me for who i am. ❜ ❛ i’ve finally found my people. ❜ ❛ will you still love me even if i tell you my secret ? ❜ ❛ no matter what you do or say , i’m not leaving you. ❜ ❛ you don’t have to deal with this on you’re own. ❜ ❛ i want to help you , but you have to let me in. ❜ ❛ this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. ❜ ❛ i’m here fore you. today. tomorrow. every day for the rest of you’re life. ❜ ❛ if you need me , i’m just one call away. ❜
Wayne making Eddie take pictures with Santa every year. Sometimes Gareth, Jeff & Mitch join in. Eddie is like “I’m too old for this, Uncle Wayne” and Wayne makes him do it anyway.
He’s a man who appreciates Bobbie Gentry. A guy who can’t resist yard sales. Dude with holes in all of his socks. Guy who knows everything about engine mechanics. Guy watches horror movies to appease his nephew. Guy who would probably be a bluetick hound if he wasn’t a man.
inbox call. like this and I’ll go through your meme tag and send you something.
*: ・゚✧ 90 loaded questions / interview the muse.
found on this website, so credit goes to them.
What’s your favorite strategy for avoiding tough situations?
How often do you do things just for the attention?
Would you prefer to be manipulated or to be the manipulator?
What is something someone always tells you to do more of?
What is something someone always tells you to do less of?
Who do you look to blame when things go wrong?
What is the one thing people assume about you that you wish was true?
What is the one thing people assume about you that you wish wasn’t true?
When was the last time you lied to protect your image?
How often do you put on a happy face when you’re really not feeling it?
When do you think you began putting your guard up so much?
Who made you feel most anxious when you were a kid?
How do you speak about others when they’re not around?
What aspect of your life are you most delusional about?
How often do your admit you were wrong?
Which one of your biggest flaws do you like to rationalize the most?
Is it your fear of commitment or your fear of intimacy that makes you shut down more?
At what stage of a relationship are you most likely to withdraw emotionally?
What is the one compliment you always get that you’re too embarrassed to accept, so you deflect it?
What would someone say is your worst habit?
What is the one insecurity you are pretty sure has some basis in reality?
When was the last time you felt really insecure about the parts of yourself you pretend don’t exist?
What is the most interesting white lie you’ve told?
Do you ever feel like an imposter?
Do your friends know how competitive you are?
What’s the hardest thing about being rejected?
How do you deal when you know you’re being irrationally jealous?
How do you deal when you know someone’s not willing to give you what you want?
Are you ever afraid of people knowing who you really are?
If you went to a therapist today, what would they say is holding you back the most?
When was the last time you lowered your standards just to get someone else’s approval?
Is your need for revenge greater than your need for peace?
Have you stopped trying to control things yet?
Which parts of yourself do you still seek validation for?
How do you cope with being unfairly ignored?
Do you like punishing yourself for things that are out of your control?
What does someone say is your biggest problem when communicating?
Are you okay with not knowing what happens next?
Will you ever feel okay with being imperfect?
Does sabotaging yourself give you an odd sense of comfort?
How do you feel about being disliked by some people?
What’s the strangest thing you’ve done just to avoid failure?
What is the biggest risk you’ve taken just to prove yourself?
What’s the boldest thing you do every day, just to feel like you’re still in control?
What accusation would you defend yourself most fiercely against, even though you know it’s true?
What’s the most toxic thing about yourself you actually kind of secretly like?
How much do you enjoy being in control?
When do you give yourself permission to lose control?
What guilty pleasure are you currently justifying to yourself?
What is the most passive-aggressive way you’ve dealt with your rage?
What is the pettiest and most immature way you’ve avoided losing face?
What’s the worst habit you have that rewards you the most?
How do you get your needs met when you’re alone?
What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve done to please people?
What is the most ridiculous way you’ve rebelled?
What’s your favorite way to channel your aggression?
How do you cope with being betrayed?
Are you okay with disliking someone?
What is your favorite form of self-destruction?
What’s the one thing you struggle most to manifest in your life?
What’s the one thing that you manifest so easily, people are jealous of it?
What’s the most irrational reason you’ve ever had for disliking someone?
What is one fear that you’d be ashamed of your friends knowing about?
Which one of your deepest secrets do you think is the least common?
How do people normally find out you hate them?
What is your go-to strategy to deflect criticism, even constructive criticism?
What is one thing people always get wrong about you?
What emotion motivates you the most when you’re down?
What emotion makes you want to give up?
Are people shocked when you stand up for yourself?
How often do you say yes to the things you really want to say yes to?
How often do you say no to the things that make your skin crawl?
How far are you willing to go to maintain a relationship, even an unhealthy one?
What is the worst way someone’s ever abandoned you?
What is the worst way you’ve ever abandoned yourself?
How do you entertain yourself when you’re not around people?
Are you happier alone because you enjoy being alone or because you prefer it to being surrounded by horrible people?
What habit do you know you could quit but don’t want to?
What is your favorite strategy for avoiding difficult people?
What is your favorite strategy for avoiding conflict?
What is the weirdest thing that gets you angry?
What is the weirdest thing that makes you sad?
How often do you take responsibility for other people’s crappy behavior?
When are you most likely to shut people out?
Which insecurity would shock people if they knew about it?
What do you find yourself justifying to people, even when no justification is needed?
When was the last time you tried to please someone who made you angry?
What do people often tell you need to focus more on?
What do people often tell you need to focus less on?
What is the one thing that could make you happy, but you refuse to do it because you’re afraid of what others would think?
hang on crying at the thought of wayne returning from his shift at 4am thinking finally, some sleep only to be greeted with black sabbath blasting aggressively as he opens the front door
artistic reconstruction of the event
👁 👁 hey uncle wayne do you have games on your phone
I barely know how to use this thing, if you think you can figure it out, you’re welcome to try, bud